Paranoia

[Tramps_mate]

Just had two trackie and hood clad ruffians knock on the door, dancing and singing carols. They were about 14-16 ish..

I said 'come on lads.. Really at your age?' They just said OK and left...

Missus then said she's seen this on face book and they come back and break in to your car later...!!!

Hmmm.. Do I go check where they've gone too, or do I take the tom tom and my oaklies out the car first? Or wait for them to come back and beat them to death?

Didnt think people in Birkdale owned tracksuits!! Haha

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Why would they sing carols before breaking into your car?

 

[Wat Tyler]

Why would they sing carols before breaking into your car?

"A Christmas Car-jack"

 

[Woolly Blue]

Just had two trackie and hood clad ruffians knock on the door, dancing and singing carols. They were about 14-16 ish..

I said 'come on lads.. Really at your age?' They just said OK and left...

Missus then said she's seen this on face book and they come back and break in to your car later...!!!

Hmmm.. Do I go check where they've gone too, or do I take the tom tom and my oaklies out the car first? Or wait for them to come back and beat them to death?

Didnt think people in Birkdale owned tracksuits!! Haha

Wire the car to the mains and fry the buggers.
Don't forget to unplug it tomorrow morning though.




*this advice is not offically sanctioned by Grand Old Team.

 

[Pat's Van]

Why would they sing carols before breaking into your car?

coz you won't be able to listen to them yourself once they take the radio ?

 

[Moomin]

Depends what carols they sung.

If they sang Jingle bells it means they come back and make you airtight.

Away in a manger means they will watch your house till you are out and break in defecating all over the kitchen.

Silent night means they will break into your car.

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer means they are going to post the guts of a pig through your letterbox

 

[canuckblue]

"What Child Is This?" means it's Stevie G and the laaaas.

 

[Boss_Blue]

wait for them to come back and beat them to death

This is the only sensible option.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

If any [Poor language removed] tried singing christmas carols on my doorstep i'd not be very happy and politely ask them to leave.

 

[Tramps_mate]

At the cop shop. The fuckers have emptied the car.!!! Seriously wtf!?! Sat nav and oaklies gone!! Spent 30 minutes looking for them around the roads..

Fuming!!! No broken window or owt and car was defo locked as it auto locks after 60 seconds... Raaaaaaage!!!!!

 

[Jib in lad]

Verdad

 

[heatmeiser]

This is dead dead true and also if you see a car driving down the street with no lights on don't flash them because it's gangs and they'll chase you and run you off the road and also if your phone is running low on battery dial 999 because it will charge it up , also don't accept business cards from people at petrol stations because they lace them with drugs and will follow you home and attack you.

 

[Moomin]

I'd suggest watching the death wish series of movies for inspiration to deal with the yoofs.

Or, its a set up by your missus and she has robbed you.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Tool up, lad.

 

[Tramps_mate]

I'll be out the next few nights looking for them.