Overdose

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Mutzo Nutzo

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Feelin pretty bad lids...can't sleep, I overdosed on Profiteroles this savvy....I ate 12 of the little bundles of love...and I feel rather sick now.....There's still 2 left in the fridge...d'you think I shud finish them off?
 


Right the deed is done....I blazed them beauties good and proper.
Took the first in one go ....took my time with the second, delivered a sensual nick in the casing and slowly sucked out the creamy innards......Feeling kinda satisfied yet slightly guilty
 

This morning Mutzo's waist line is twelve profiteroles bigger, the sugar and fat have set up home round his heart, the cunning little blighters will start slowly constricting his vital organ, he'll get that chest pain collapse on the floor shouting............................I need a bloody profiterole now................followed by eternal darkness

There again he may just have a really good dump
 
This morning Mutzo's waist line is twelve profiteroles bigger, the sugar and fat have set up home round his heart, the cunning little blighters will start slowly constricting his vital organ, he'll get that chest pain collapse on the floor shouting............................I need a bloody profiterole now................followed by eternal darkness

There again he may just have a really good dump


Still here Monts....Although a few pounds heavier, and wee bit wiser
 

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