Open letter to Sam Allardyce

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Connor said:
Here’s mine:

Dear Sam,

Get out of my club.

Connor.
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Dear Sam,

An excellent test for how abysmal someone's understanding of football is has been if they named you "Sizeable Sam" or Everton the "Bisto Blues". You've only been called a miracle worker or legend by a similarly misguided bunch as in fact you are a triple chinned terror.

You're a big fat smelly crook and you're taking us into the football abyss.

Yours in perpetuity

Sapie
 

Well i was about to write my letter, but then i said to myself, nah im just not arsed.I don't really feel anger or frustration about Everton at the moment.I just feel nothing, other than this sense of numbness.I mean like after all our excitement in the summer, only to end up with Sam Allardyce in the dug out.We're all just waiting for this season to be over.
 
BlueLlama said:
His view is fine but if we don’t intervene now he will be recording songs on YouTube and calling his daughter NSNO.
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I blame myself , When somebody compared this place to RAWK the other day but it was decided we needed my poems I said

Harryflashman said:
If it helps I’m in the process of writing an open letter tho Walcott so that should help swing the pendulum .
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I still haven’t finished that one but I should really have written to the manager I suppose .it does seem though that open letters are increasing in popularity, it’ll deffo be poems next .
 

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