Toffeeslam
Player Valuation: £40m
Mata
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silent bob
What a guy.
Harryflashman
Player Valuation: £60m
I've got about 2000 t-shirts to shift to he gets my vote
Toffeeslam
Player Valuation: £40m
BainesMakeHerDance
Player Valuation: £950k
Tyrion Lannister to handle our transfers. Never get f'cked again.
The Esk
Player Valuation: £70m
Welcome to the site mate, we operate a no swearing policy here, so please don't attempt to get around the swear filter - thanks.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
This reminds me of those painfully predictable Hollywood action hero movies.
"The city was overrun by criminals, and nobody could stop it. Except for one man"
*camera pans to said man outcast from society looking very moody*
"I ain't doing this s*** no more. Find someone else to fight your battles! "
"But <Insert name> came back for one last mission."
"IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS S*** WE'RE GONNA DO IT MY WAY. YA HEAR?"
*man saves the day, gets the girl, the end*
#OneMan #OneDream #OneDestiny
"The city was overrun by criminals, and nobody could stop it. Except for one man"
*camera pans to said man outcast from society looking very moody*
"I ain't doing this s*** no more. Find someone else to fight your battles! "
"But <Insert name> came back for one last mission."
"IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS S*** WE'RE GONNA DO IT MY WAY. YA HEAR?"
*man saves the day, gets the girl, the end*
#OneMan #OneDream #OneDestiny
Don O'Van
raithrovers94
Player Valuation: £1m
The vain arrogant Portuguese one man team
Norwegian Cow
Player Valuation: £40m
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whaat? its true!
Jordan Henderson, just so we could boo, and hurl loads of abuse his way every game until he's curled up in a ball in the middle of the pitch crying like a little bish.
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