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So a naked guy runs up to 3 nuns sat on a park bench. One has a stroke, another one has a stroke and the 3rd one couldnt reach
 

An Obese woman goes to the doc to see if he can help her in any way to lose weight.... doc has a short think then says " strip off all of your clothes then go and squat down in the corner over there facing me" The woman did as she was told and the Doctor thanked her and told her to get dressed. The woman enquired " will that help me to lose wait ? " .. doc replies, " doubt it very much miss but I've been debating getting a leather easy chair for that corner for a while and you've just helped me to make my mind up "
 
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Azzurri said:
Why is GOT suddenly full of absolute bell ends saying offensive and downright stupid things?
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No idea, just report, neg rep or avoid.

Nun's lying in a bath when there's a knock at the door, 'who's there' asks the Nun. 'Just the blind man' came the reply. 'OK, you can come in', replied the Nun. The man walks in takes one look at the Nun says 'Nice tits love' and proceeds to fit the blinds.
 

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