Old men (Coyney and me)

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At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old buxom blonde.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their
wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend
the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the
expected knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and
there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.

All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep. After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more "action".

Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly
weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and
leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is
back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more "action".

nd, once more they enjoy each other. But as Roger gets set to leave
again, his young bride says to him, "I Am thoroughly impressed that at your
age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a
third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover,
Roger."

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: "You mean I was here already?"

The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's
has Its advantages.
 

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Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast.

"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I've hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."

His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try."

"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."

'He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

"Where did it go?" says Arthur.

"I don't remember."
 

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