Obscure lyrics: Name that song

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chrissyjack said:
I have a train set, and a garage full of cars
And a soldier with a gun
My mother says I should have more responsibility
As I'm nearly thirty one
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I have a plane, I have a crane
That can lift up all my trains and all my cars
I have a boat that doesn't float
But a big machine that takes me to the stars


idle race
i like my toys
 
tommye said:
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go
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nobody got this yet?
 

My offering as I didn't know any of the others:

Nicotine stained on account of her crutch
And I'm aching from f*c$ing too much
I know what I do but it all points to you
Did you sell me to wanderlust?
 

I can't tell you
How many ways that I've sat and viewed my life today
But I can tell you
I don't think that I can find an easy way
So if I see you, walking hand in hand in hand, with a three armed man
You know i'll understand
 
Some people think they jive me
But I know they must be crazy
Don't see their misfortune
I guess they're just too lazy
 
I'll bring you precious contraband
And ancient tales from distant lands
Of conquerors and concubines and
Conjurers from darker times
Betrayal and conspiracy
Sacrilege and heresy
 
I see wars, drugs, sex, death, winter Olympics,
jobless, homeless, lonely, well statisticed
Soaps filled with pipe dreams, this is the way life seems,
enjoyment or punishment, this is entertainment.
 

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