Not to worry

[kikoefc]

I have just had a knock on the door, and it was none other than Keith Wyness delivering my season ticket. He came in for a pork pie and a cup of tea, and told me there is nothing to worry about as there will be a press conference on monday announcing Moyes' new contract, the signing of Arshavin, Mbia and Manuel Fernandes. It will also be announced that the Kirkby move has fell through and a new stadium will be built on Walton Hall Park.

Then that [Poor language removed] alarm clock went off

 

[davek]

I hope he doesn't deliver my card. I dont appreciate Pukka Pie gravy stains on my stuff.

 

[SweetHomeGoodison]

I have just had a knock on the door, and it was none other than Keith Wyness delivering my season ticket. He came in for a pork pie and a cup of tea, and told me there is nothing to worry about as there will be a press conference on monday announcing Moyes' new contract, the signing of Arshavin, Mbia and Manuel Fernandes. It will also be announced that the Kirkby move has fell through and a new stadium will be built on Walton Hall Park.

Then that [Poor language removed] alarm clock went off

 

[Gufty]

Just should have known you were dreaming when he had just the one pork pie!