Noise

[Woolly Blue]

Once when I was in student halls there was a group of tits sitting outside in the sun playing and singing along to an acoustic guitar. Proper cringey it was.

I opened my window, put my two speakers on the sill and let Lez Zeppelin's "When The Levee Breaks" wreak havoc. They soon stopped.

When you're older you'll make a fantastic grumpy old man.

People enjoying themselves in the sun ... blast 'em with Led Zep.

I salute you sire.

 

[Eggs]

We used to live in a flat, the smackhead underneath used to play his music load as fck, it was so bad that the fella above me could hear it loud and clear, so 1 day this fella snapped, New Years Eve it was, he knocked on the door, picked up the smackheads music system and threw it through a window, he then threw the smackhead through 1 and kicked the sh1t out of him.

Silence from then on.

...solution - send the lad upstairs around to Reidy's.

 

[EFCNIK]

Drill several holes in various places throughout the connecting wall between your house and there's. Keep jizzing through these random holes over several days. They will be like 'my god where has this random jizz come from? Can people stop jizzing everywhere please FFS?!' Then that's when you go round fapping yourself and saying that you will keep jizzing into their homes until they learn to stfu.

 

[Bungle]

Once when I was in student halls there was a group of tits sitting outside in the sun playing and singing along to an acoustic guitar. Proper cringey it was.

I opened my window, put my two speakers on the sill and let Lez Zeppelin's "When The Levee Breaks" wreak havoc. They soon stopped.

Are they a Lesbian tribute act?

 

[chrismpw]

80W isn't much louder than 40W, which isn't much louder than 20W which isn't much louder than 10W and when you're listening at a healthy level that the mrs doesn't object to, but the windows are rattling, you're only using around 5W. That's how audio works - you need a LOT more power to get a small increase in volume. My amps are 25W and I never get near full volume, with efficient speakers.

I had a bloke next to me in student digs who played bleedin 80s disco music all day. At the time I had a 150W per channel power amp, so put some Jethro Tull on repeat and went out for the afernoon / evening. After that we had a productive and reasonable chat about nuisance and he agreed never to play loud again, or he'd get some finger in the ear folk music next.

Trouble is if you go to the police, they get logged as a nuisance neighbour and THAT comes up when you try to sell your house, lowering YOUR home's value. Crap system.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

80W isn't much louder than 40W, which isn't much louder than 20W which isn't much louder than 10W and when you're listening at a healthy level that the mrs doesn't object to, but the windows are rattling, you're only using around 5W. That's how audio works - you need a LOT more power to get a small increase in volume. My amps are 25W and I never get near full volume, with efficient speakers.

I had a bloke next to me in student digs who played bleedin 80s disco music all day. At the time I had a 150W per channel power amp, so put some Jethro Tull on repeat and went out for the afernoon / evening. After that we had a productive and reasonable chat about nuisance and he agreed never to play loud again, or he'd get some finger in the ear folk music next.

Trouble is if you go to the police, they get logged as a nuisance neighbour and THAT comes up when you try to sell your house, lowering YOUR home's value. Crap system.

I was going to go down the route of pointing out to her that as this problem isn't getting resolved then should they wish to move house (already considered prev.) then they will have to point out that there is a problem to any potential buyers. I read of someone suing for the full value after completion due to them not revealing they were at loggerheads with next door.
So, i could create problems that are their making tbh. I know my kids aren't the quietest in the world but I doubt that falls under the same bracket tbh. & also she's never complained about them, a feeling that in a couple of years when they are all in their teens she'll be straight round if we go out & all 3 are blasting out their own tunes, drumming etc etc.

 

[lmurkder]

I was going to go down the route of pointing out to her that as this problem isn't getting resolved then should they wish to move house (already considered prev.) then they will have to point out that there is a problem to any potential buyers. I read of someone suing for the full value after completion due to them not revealing they were at loggerheads with next door.
So, i could create problems that are their making tbh. I know my kids aren't the quietest in the world but I doubt that falls under the same bracket tbh. & also she's never complained about them, a feeling that in a couple of years when they are all in their teens she'll be straight round if we go out & all 3 are blasting out their own tunes, drumming etc etc.

Check with the council environmental health. You have a legal right to peace from noise outside of reasonable hours (11pm to 7am).

Its raising the stakes but noise can have a bad effect on health, increased risk of heart attack is one example.

http://liverpool.gov.uk/pests-pollution-and-food-hygiene/pollution/noise-complaints/

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I just wanna crank some up, shatter windows on the xbox so she actually thinks its hers.


Don't get me started on Parking Etiquette ffs.

all the things that brass me off about them concern Total Lack of Consideration.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Them having a whiffy out the back doesn't bother me 1 iota btw, but Dr Powder arriving at all hours during parties most certainly does.

 

[lmurkder]

I just wanna crank some up, shatter windows on the xbox so she actually thinks its hers.


Don't get me started on Parking Etiquette ffs.

all the things that brass me off about them concern Total Lack of Consideration.

Get on this http://www.liverpool.nsw.gov.au/services/general-issues/noise

Some sources of noise have restricted times when you are not able to make these noises.

Musical instruments and sound equipment
(radios, TVs, tape recorders, record or compact
disc players, public address systems,
computer games)
Monday to Thursday & Sunday
8am to 10pm
Friday, Saturday or day immediately before a public holiday
8am to 12am

Outside these hours restrictions can be placed on using these articles if they cause offensive noise. Offensive noise is defined as 'that, by reason of its level, nature, character or quality, or the time at which it is made, or any other circumstances:

Is harmful to (or is likely to be harmful to) a person who is outside the premises from which it is emitted, or
Interferes unreasonably with (or is likely to interfere unreasonably with) the comfort or repose of a person who is outside the premises from which it is emitted.'

I'd hate it if it was going on till 6 am.

Obviously drugs involved if it is. normal people need to sleep.

 

[Degs62]

GTA at full volume, then hammer on her door shouting it's the police open up, then drop some firecrackers through her letter box.

 

[EFCNIK]

GTA at full volume, then hammer on her door shouting it's the police open up, then drop some firecrackers through her letter box.

Haha amazing idea

 

[degsy]

tried that mate.

They had a party for his brother 2 weeks ago, all rolled back at 1 then pumped base until 6 a.m.

She informed us that they were having another party, to which I expressed my concerns that although she's giving us a days notice we have still got 3 kids in the house and she needs to respect that fact, she assured me that "it wont be like the other week, everyone will be gone before 1." The Mrs informed her that if its too loud & kids cant get to sleep then she'll knock, she was fine with that and said it would be lowered if thats the case.... my Mrs had to knock, she turned it down, but half hour later the kids are awake and it's louder than originally so i went round, full of apologies-someone elses fault again etc etc again assuring us they'd all be gone by 1am, I did point out that it was only Bass that was the prob and that the kids could feel it through their pillows so if that was reduced then there wouldn't even be a prob.

She must have stuck 2 fingers up as she shut the door, cos as I say it was 6 am again that the bass was thudding away.

Now these have had the chopper over our house with coppers in my back garden previously, so I'm fairly certain that if my Mrs had rang the Police as she wanted to,then an alert would've flashed regarding their antics last time and the coppers comments about 'an aroma,' maybe they'd have turned up and bumped into their beak delivery guy ?


so, having a word hasn't worked, and i reckon it'd only take 'til the end of the hols to break her, I reckon I could make me jumping through plate glass on a game or kicking a door through feel exactly like it was someone smashing through theirs, I can tell that it wouldn't take much to reduce her to a train crash and will be quite happy to do so.



I was thinking of getting a Sound Bar* as they take up less space/tidier but don't seem to have as much power.

*which would be referred to by the household as Gareth.

some times the only way, or so I've heard tell, not that I advocate violence in any way, is to go from defcon polite word to defcon baseball bat.
This of course may not be in your nature... do you know any 'tame ' nutters

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Went out earlier (9:30) to get something from the car, and at the end of the St 1 of the kids was having a party for her 15th, music was blaring but who gives a toss at 9:30 pm.

Anyway, I hears my name, turns round and Mrs Boombass next door says "have you any idea what all that noise is ?"

"Sounds Like a party to me," so she jumps in the car in her dressing gown and disappears, could've only driven round the corner then came back, I suspect after speaking to the parents of the kid who were in the house next door to the party, cos just after she arrived back everyones getting turfed out.

Oh am i waiting to speak to her tomorrow, if she even mentions it she's getting it, she's got the gall to go and halt a kids birthday party at about 9:40pm yet they can Pump bass through our walls until around 7 a.m. in the morning, she'll get told straight that when my daughter has her mates round it'll finish when we decide and not her and any complaints and they best never have a party in their gaff again.

the brass necked cow.

 

[ste d' indica]

Went out earlier (9:30) to get something from the car, and at the end of the St 1 of the kids was having a party for her 15th, music was blaring but who gives a toss at 9:30 pm.

Anyway, I hears my name, turns round and Mrs Boombass next door says "have you any idea what all that noise is ?"

"Sounds Like a party to me," so she jumps in the car in her dressing gown and disappears, could've only driven round the corner then came back, I suspect after speaking to the parents of the kid who were in the house next door to the party, cos just after she arrived back everyones getting turfed out.

Oh am i waiting to speak to her tomorrow, if she even mentions it she's getting it, she's got the gall to go and halt a kids birthday party at about 9:40pm yet they can Pump bass through our walls until around 7 a.m. in the morning, she'll get told straight that when my daughter has her mates round it'll finish when we decide and not her and any complaints and they best never have a party in their gaff again.

the brass necked cow.

Sounds like she's offended by everything, ashamed of nothing here mate.