night at the chinese restaurant. turns awkward spiralling out of control.

[bflefc]

^^ THis.

 

[steken1]

^^^deffo this. I just wan't to help.

You obviously just tell her one of your mates (the Caveo type one we've all got) had it on his fone and showed you.

 

[ijjysmith]

Angelwitch?

Brilliant shout

 

[McBain]

Biggest piece of advice here is choose very, very wisely when you get seated at a restaurant.

its a Gauntlet mate.

 

[EFCNIK]

Wait. NIK you have a girl?

the world has turned upside down

Yer mar mickers, yer mar.

Anyway probs not for much longer.

I sent her a text at about 4am saying that 'all other girls make me do the evil owl pose, as I am wary of them as I like you loads better'.

 

[Groucho]

As for the OP, I wouldn't have admitted I knew she was in adult films. I'd've just brushed the staring accusations off the best I could.

I'm in the **** too. Just got in from a night out. Text my girl that some other girl was tryna neck me but (in my words) I politely declined lololololololammas.

Ihave no idea why I wrote llamas at the end but it seemed appropriate.

Fml. I will pay for this later.

Llamas? Now Owls, I'd have understood.

 

[steken1]

Yer mar mickers, yer mar.

Anyway probs not for much longer.

I sent her a text at about 4am saying that 'all other girls make me do the evil owl pose, as I am wary of them as I like you loads better'.

They love all that mate. Your on safe ground there, unless she knows the evil owl.

 

[EFCNIK]

As for the OP, I wouldn't have admitted I knew she was in adult films. I'd've just brushed the staring accusations off the best I could.



Llamas? Now Owls, I'd have understood.

Dunno mate, in my head it made sense.

 

[bluejock]

Anyone else want to see a picture of Nik doing the evil owl?

 

[Connor]

Who doesn't ?

 

[EFCNIK]

Its just me squinting tbh with you, but in my head I have transformed myself into a magnificent bird.

 

[steken1]

Anyone else want to see a picture of Nik doing the evil owl?

There's literally nothing on earth I'd choose over this.