So I guess it's time for a new thread for the new season. Keep it all in here. If you're looking for college football, this isn't it. If you're not sure why Americans call it football instead of hand egg, please inquire and we'll provide the most educated and not at all condescending responses.
If you aren't sure which NFL team you should support:
don't support any! But if you are convinced you want to follow along with the misery of a specific American city's plight, I've made a
half-assed attempt to misdirect you into thinking it's not as terrible a choice as it really is.
But it's not all bad, unless of course you
actually play American football and you end up suicidal after onset of degenerative brain disease. But if you've not left and you're still reading, you can do much worse than read about the Sabols and NFL Films:
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/10/they-taught-america-to-watch-football/309083/