Newspaper Match Reports

[summerisle]

I just wanted to see my name in lights and lure people from post- election threads. Anyhoo, just read the Times' report of the match and it doesn't mention us anywhere - diddly squat. Looks like the reporter missed the game and just went to the post-match conference.That's it, the dawn chorus has started, the buggers.

 

[Goat]

The Times????

TORY SCUM

 

[chicoazul]

The Times?

RACIST.

 

[Goat]

The Times?

RACIST.

LAD?

 

[chicoazul]

Soz abar me lad.

 

[summerisle]

The sports reporting is usually very good. Just posted a video of Blanco, a player I've vaguely heard of, in the boss football vids, courtesy of an article about him by Gabriele Marcotti, so there.

 

[chicoazul]

Lad?

 

[Goat]

Unreal that they think anyone is gonna pay an alan whicker to read the horse crap they publish.

 

[chicoazul]

Unreal that they think anyone is gonna pay an alan whicker to read the horse crap they publish.

Lad?

 

[Goat]

Lad?

A damp squid.

 

[chicoazul]

A damp squid.

A dead fat lid.

 

[summerisle]

So not on the post election thread anymore ; my work is done. Wherever there is conflict I spread balm. Must be the mustard on my cheese butties

 

[Jeff Jones]

It must've been a very short match report. They hardly had the ball.

 

[summerisle]

Of the twenty premier league clubs, nineteen are in Labour held seats. The exception being Chelsea.

 

[summerisle]

It must've been a very short match report. They hardly had the ball.

Report in its vaguest terminology. All about Advocaat, they could have been writing about a match on the moon.