Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[COYBL25]

He is unparalleled when it comes to winding them up.

bravo Keith @chicoazul

Keith - one of the most inoffensive and vanilla names on the planet lol

 

[jaycee]

Keith - one of the most inoffensive and vanilla names on the planet lol

I have never seen a baby Keith,are they all born adults?

 

[COYBL25]

I have never seen a baby Keith,are they all born adults?

Keith Chegwin was aged 12 when born and went straight onto the cast of Zulu as a powder monkey.

 

[jaycee]

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Keith Chegwin was aged 12 when born and went straight onto the cast of Zulu as a powder monkey.

If you looked at a baby and said "you know what lets name him Keith" then I'm sure you are doubting its yours

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Toontastic.net

 

[jaycee]

 

[roydo]

Rubbed along ok without them.

Anyrate, the coin that Saudi lobbed at UK fighter jets probably dwarfs anything they would lob at Newcastle.

I also note that Staveley has piped up again, "sources close to the deal suggest blah blah blah"

She isnt quoted, but in 6 months, not a single person other than her has said a word. Usually via "Evening Jim".

 

[MikeH72]

I wish fans of other clubs would start spamming Newcastle tweets with those pictures of Ashley leathered with his top off.

 

[catcherintherye]

Rubbed along ok without them.

Anyrate, the coin that Saudi lobbed at UK fighter jets probably dwarfs anything they would lob at Newcastle.

I also note that Staveley has piped up again, "sources close to the deal suggest blah blah blah"

She isnt quoted, but in 6 months, not a single person other than her has said a word. Usually via "Evening Jim".

There really is no need for the soruces malarky. They have said they dont see Newcastle as a viable investment now. The worsening of the Saudi economy, oil and the post Covid world are probably exacerbating that assessment. If they change their mind, given they are no longer inder NDA's or agreements I'm sure they are capable of putting their own statement out.

What you have here, if I'm frank, is a woman who was said to inherit 10% of the club for her part, the Reuben Brothers who were likely to get building contracts and Mike Ashley to get an inflated fee al desperate for the sale to go through, but the people that matter don't.

I mean if it's such a great deal, and she's so in love with Newcastle and wants to invest i the area, why doesn't Staveley and the Reuben Brother's invest their own money in the club and area? Its funny how that is never put to them isn't it?

 

[49ers]

one minute you're wondering if Cavani,Coutinho and Rodriguez will need work permits, next the tea lady is asking how many sugars Jeff Hendricks wants in his tea

 

[COYBL25]

one minute you're wondering if Cavani,Coutinho and Rodriguez will need work permits, next the tea lady is asking how many sugars Jeff Hendricks wants in his tea

Mbappe will be thrilled to be linking up with big Jeff lol

 

[COYBL25]

@chicoazul

Could you please ask Keith Azul to find away to name drop this thread in your next Newcastle related article for the Athletic ?

It`s soon to hit the 400 page mark and I feel that due to the lack of any contributions from the Jawdees, it`s become somewhat unbalanced and could do with some input from them to balance things out.

Thanks in advance x

 

[LocalNative]

one minute you're wondering if Cavani,Coutinho and Rodriguez will need work permits, next the tea lady is asking how many sugars Jeff Hendricks wants in his tea

The absolute scenes if someone comes in and poaches Saint-Maxim. Keep sowing those seeds, Keith.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The absolute scenes if someone comes in and poaches Saint-Maxim. Keep sowing those seeds, Keith.

Hopefully Aston Villa

 

[LocalNative]

Hopefully Aston Villa

One of the Qatar-owned teams would be the dream - lord almighty the meltdown it would bring.