Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[daza_1973]

It`s okay lads, Andy Carroll is signing another one year contract.

I`m sure that will tip the balance in their favour when they sign Ronaldo.

With his new facial hair - they're just worried he'll get head hunted for the next series of penny dreadful.

 

[COYBL25]

Remember PAULI BELTER??? The hilarious jawdee with the sign PELE shout,seems theres no beginning to his hilarity

Two observations about Mr Belter.

Number 1:

He shops exclusively in charity shops for his clothes.

Number 2 :

Black Face

 

[jaycee]

Two observations about Mr Belter.

Number 1:

He shops exclusively in charity shops for his clothes.

Number 2 :

Black Face

Those clothes PAULIE is bouncing round in have just arrived from Freemans catalogue,he's the man about toon up there

 

[COYBL25]

Those clothes PAULIE is bouncing round in have just arrived from Freemans catalogue,he's the man about toon up there

Didn’t realise Freeman’s was doing an exclusive Eastern European car wash attendants range ?

 

[Jimishorts]

Any Goths ?

Asking for a mate.

Down boy!

 

[catcherintherye]

Dell seems to be struggling to realise that they’ve still not been taken over

He's not even been that negative. He's still working to the premise that the takeover is legit, despite the multitude of objections and evidence that suggests the contrary.

 

[MikeH72]

Media trucks camping out over the weekend then?

 

[jaycee]

PAULIE BELTA,the jawdee answer to Bishop,ohhh Paulie how my sides ache

 

[kenada_blue]

Two observations about Mr Belter.

Number 1:

He shops exclusively in charity shops for his clothes.

Number 2 :

Black Face

More concerned about celebrating the Saudi deal by "getting the bacon on".

 

[catcherintherye]

PAULIE BELTA,the jawdee answer to Bishop,ohhh Paulie how my sides ache

I bet Klopp is terrified of Stevie Bruce's black and white army.

 

[COYBL25]

I bet Klopp is terrified of Stevie Bruce's black and white army.

They’ll gonna regret letting Andy Carrol go lol

 

[COYBL25]

PAULIE BELTA,the jawdee answer to Bishop,ohhh Paulie how my sides ache

He deserves a spot alongside Bishop on his next live tour.

Bishop and Belta, the new Cannon and Ball.

 

[nsno-chris]

It’s a real close race between these utter mutants and the RS for who has the most intolerable fan base

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Happy weekend toffers!!! Let’s see what fish we can find in that vast ocean we call ‘toon fans on Twitter’ Holy Moly, we’ve caught a whale!
Chief detective ringpiece John-Lee has come out of retirement for one. Last. Job. Harnessing the powers of his decades worth of experience, working with bereaved families, he has come to this CHILLING conclusion.



I‘d wager she’s never even performed fellatio on him in the bigg market toilets! What kind of lass is she!?
lol lol lol lol It’s a four smiler John-Lee! Nice work. I am convinced that you are a VERY clever ape. Denigrating a bereaved partner is particularly abhorrent behaviour and makes me feel slightly better about myself. Great job #cans #spanner

 

[Connor]

Bullets in the post probably but Luke, again, raises a pertinent question