Newcastle really are bells....

[chrissyjack]

Bloody hell, we're so poor even the jokes have stopped

 

[Kurt.]

We were so worthless Davey Moyes once tried to buy us.

 

[chrissyjack]

We were so poor, my younger brother was made in China

 

[Elong]

You lot remind me of this:

[video=youtube;Xe1a1wHxTyo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo[/video]

 

[bluebottle]

You lot remind me of this:

[video=youtube;Xe1a1wHxTyo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo[/video]

One of my favourite sketches.

 

[Deloodid]

Top 10 reasons why Newcastle are bells

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Pre-season game at Darlington,
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1.

 

[toffeejack]

i hate fat people who don't wear tops, especially when it's cold. they are an embarrassement and they think by doing this it's funny to hide their shame of such a miserable life. sorry if i offended anyone on here, you're a blue so there's nothing wrong with yor life.

great bant between chrissy and kurt. I'm so poor that charity gave me my only christmas presents