To the tune of Californication from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. The first line isn't true btw
Marcos on the prowl and at the strippers every evening
Marcels buying lingerie for a mistress he'll be leaving
Its understood that Hollwood Bowl is where they have their meetings
Pay Bolasie very well whilst Ronnies in a bunker
Slower than the rest yes Keane is best at looking like a plonker
Plays like a unicorn
Sandro soft porn
Dream of Evertonization
Dream of Evertonization
Marcos on the prowl and at the strippers every evening
Marcels buying lingerie for a mistress he'll be leaving
Its understood that Hollwood Bowl is where they have their meetings
Pay Bolasie very well whilst Ronnies in a bunker
Slower than the rest yes Keane is best at looking like a plonker
Plays like a unicorn
Sandro soft porn
Dream of Evertonization
Dream of Evertonization