New Scotland Independence vote

[Moomin]

Yes, but this time it will be the English folk who decide ( Wales, we will let you vote but we won't count yours as you don't matter. Just be grateful we are allowing you to stay in the United Kingdom)

After a week when Scotland got beat by Afghanistan in Cricket and beaten at home by Italy in the six nations, is it time to kick the sweaty jocks out of the UK??

Even though last year, the Scots voted to stay suckling on English bitty I feel its time we kick the alcoholic smack rat losers out of the UK.

 

[Donald Twain]

The Welsh are the true Britons I'm afraid.

 

[McBain]

The Scottish are the best of you. You'd lose at Sport too if they weren't propping up the Empire.

Ach.

 

[steken1]

They can't say the letter J. I can't believe we haven't ethnically cleansed them for this

 

[magicjuan]

There is no such thing as an English man true mongrel breed

 

[Boss_Blue]

Not arsed as long as @bluejock gets to stay.

 

[toffee matt]

Should get back in their box

 

[BlueLlama]

Murray got dumped out by some East European teeneger as well didnt?

Shameful

 

[Moomin]

Murray got dumped out by some East European teeneger as well didnt?

Shameful

Totally forgot about that, good spot.

See, if you goto a dictionary and look up the definition of " Loser " it shows a picture of a man in a skirt, holding a can of irn Bru with a ginger wig on.

 

[chicoazul]

It's cute how you're trying to take back control of the relationship but its OK, Scotland seen your mini break down when they threatened to walk away. They know of your deep love and dependence on them now.

Its sweet too.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

It's cute how you're trying to take back control of the relationship but its OK, Scotland seen your mini break down when they threatened to walk away. They know of your deep love and dependence on them now.

Its sweet too.

We only need them to act as a buffer zone against mad Vlad's push west. Jockland can soak up the Russian bombs and the missiles (might even improve the place a bit). While us cultured folk down south, sleep soundly in our beds....

Viva Scotland

 

[Moomin]

We only need them to act as a buffer zone against mad Vlad's push west. Jockland can soak up the Russian bombs and the missiles (might even improve the place a bit). While us cultured folk down south, sleep soundly in our beds....

Viva Scotland

Imagine a Russian nuclear warhead lands in Scotland and does not explode, they would try to inject it into them.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Imagine a Russian nuclear warhead lands in Scotland and does not explode, they would try to inject it into them.

Or they would deep fry and eat it.

 

[andym78]

What's a herion needle @Moomin?

Yes I am more bothered about spelling than scotland.

 

[chicoazul]

Imagine a Russian nuclear warhead lands in Scotland and does not explode, they would try to inject it into them.

The Russians love Scotland, as does most of the world in preference to the glib and arrogant English.

Including the USA. Ain't that right Americans?