LookmanShootsGOLLLL
Player Valuation: £225k
Who cares about managers it's 90% down to players in the squad. Yahh but ok maybe coupman has bought badly but u got to give it more time

We will CRUSH them.
Aye that's me like until clownshoes cured me of it.I usually go through a process of backing a manager longer than most, followed by a period of uncertancy, followed by a realisation that a departure is inevitable. This can take months. For some reason, I've gone through the process with Koeman in about 4 weeks. Regardless of bedding new players in, we're playing clueless, dull, gutless football with no plan or set up. He still refers to us in the third person, he doesn't 'get' the club. He can naff off.
Silva's boys will beat us.
He's only on a 12-month deal. Little compo. Perfect yenno.
ThisTuchel.
Who it should have been before we appointed Martinez.
Going by how long it took them to sack Martinez, Merry Christmas.Going into Sunday having conceded 8 goals in 3 games and scoring two goals in the league against lukaku an co we are going to get trounced. Surely the board must be considering getting rid of koeman because it's not going to get any better. Unsworth should get a chance if they get rid but although they should be getting rid it won't happen
I've drawn up a real short list. We're going to need this in November.
Marco Silva - Watford
Thomas Tuchel - Unattached
David Unsworth - Everton U23s
Luis Enrique - Unattached
Andre Villas-Boas - Somewhere in China
Gus Hiddink - Unattached
Mauricio Pochettino - Spurs
Luciano Spalletti - Inter Milan
Massimo Carrera - Spartak Moscow
Julian Naglesmaan - Hoffenheim (difficult this one as he's going to Bayern when Ancelotti goes)
Carlo Ancelotti - Bayerny (Only comes available when replaced by Naglesmaan)
We have a winner.Anyone but this tool.
Has yer mar been mentioned yetAlright fellas, who do you want as our new manager seeing as the one we got is broke. CBA to do a poll. I'm going with Vitor.