Nelson Haedo 'Haedo' Valdez

[Brownie]

Nelson Valdez
Age: 27
Position: Forward
Current Club: Hercules
Ponytail: Yes

As you can see from the picture, Haedo is a man of great expression. Not particularly prolific, but a good, hardworking player with some nice touches. He has a release clause of £4.5 mil.

 

[COYB]

same mad name that, 'THOUGHT HE HAD 4 NAMES THEN' but ive just got on to it,

just been playing against these on fm

red an white , ponytail.. dont even want too see him play
nono already for me FFS

had to putt he ffs at the end there because ive been geggin on the
other threads an them FFS things are the funnyest that chico kid or whoever
it was had me laughin me head off haha.

 

[chicoazul]

?????

 

[COYB]

?????

bit spicy that one lad,

that ones more like it , for this kid

 

[Brownie]

Isn't a source mate, just a transfer rumour.

 

[chicoazul]

Isn't a source mate, just a transfer rumour.

Thanks mate.

 

[COYB]

Thanks mate.

only just got on to that

am a ****in divvie should get to bed
like a zombie at these times.


see what i mean, quoted the wrong one now

SIGN HIM UP MOYES LAD ffs, just anyone now.
burn me head out all players other teams are getin

 

[Brownie]

Great to see coyb having a good time.

 

[Goat]

Are you his agent Browns?

 

[Brownie]

Are you his agent Browns?

Are you interested in his services mate?

 

[bainesontoast]

Here's some more stats of his from last season. Bare in mind he played for a side that was relegated:

8 goals.
2 assists.
2.99 shots per game.
1.47 shots on target per game.
Right footed.
5'10"

 

[DualityNSNO]

Here's some more stats of his from last season. Bare in mind he played for a side that was relegated:

8 goals.
2 assists.
2.99 shots per game.
1.47 shots on target per game.
Right footed.
5'10"

Played 25 games, just adding to the info.

Supposedly Wigan are after him. That's us done then.

 

[peskyrobot]

Although ponytails reflect a cleaner and more sophisticated image, I believe Haedo's considerable power could be unleashed if he were to let his hair fly around as shown in the picture above.

 

[somuchfun]

I thought he looked kinda ace at Copa America, and while not the tallest figure, I reckon his build would still suit the PL.

 

[Goat]

Are you interested in his services mate?

Yes, he looks decent to be fair to the lad, I would like to place a bid.