2023/24 Nathan Patterson

[Tigger]

I'd love to slap the whole team all over the gaff most weekends.

 

[Fralahna]

We are really separating the Stella drinkers from the rest here aren't we

 

[PeregrineT]

I want to see Patterson starting next match, with an obvious bruise on the back of his head

 

[Joey66]

Patterson definitely starts the next game for us then .....

 

[Moomin]

 

[windymiller]

It's all a bit gammony in here today. Genuinely laughing out loud at some of the old school hard men saying "nothing wrong with a little slap" then imagining their reaction to that happening to them at work. Absolute hypocrites.

 

[magicjuan]

Don't agree, needs a bit of one to one on his positioning but there is a decent player there.

Exactly, he's been written off by those expecting an instant Cafu. There's a really good player in there that hasn't been allowed to develop to so a geriatric nightmare can up his pension pot.

 

[summerisle]

Now known as Nathan Slapperson

 

[Exeter_Gently]

We are really separating the Stella drinkers from the rest here aren't we

Wrong...am a hipster craft beer drinker, Heavily into Sours Lambics and Double IPA's.

 

[Zatara]

Sounds like Dyche went to give him a clip round the ear / tap on the head as a friendly joke -- however, hes accidentally cracked him.

As it says, players have seen that and jumped up while Dyche has been pulled away by Tarkowski.

I suspect he'll have apologised, Patterson will have accepted and the players will see it as yesterdays news.

Patterson will have moved on and Dyche will be mortified.

 

[DualityNSNO]

We are really separating the Stella drinkers from the rest here aren't we

Stella is a crap beer by the way.

 

[Cake]

It's all a bit gammony in here today. Genuinely laughing out loud at some of the old school hard men saying "nothing wrong with a little slap" then imagining their reaction to that happening to them at work. Absolute hypocrites.

My manager yanked my tie, once, to get my attention. Looking back on it I should have done something about it but I was drunk at the time and we were about to go into a meeting.

 

[Fralahna]

Stella is a crap beer by the way.

I'm a bit partial to it when I fancy slapping some one.

 

[Fralahna]

Sounds like Dyche went to give him a clip round the ear / tap on the head as a friendly joke -- however, hes accidentally cracked him.

As it says, players have seen that and jumped up while Dyche has been pulled away by Tarkowski.

I suspect he'll have apologised, Patterson will have accepted and the players will see it as yesterdays news.

Patterson will have moved on and Dyche will be mortified.

This is no place for sensible and logical assumptions!

It was a bloodbath and ill hear nothing else on the matter.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Haha it's headlock-gate all over again.