Name change

[Goat]

Hi Admin team, I know im not due for a name change, but Maupay makes me cry with how bad he is, is there any chance I can be given a special dispensation for an early name change.

Thanks
MikelsGoat

 

[Huyton Layne]

I would like to put my voice behind your Username being changed to Goat as you've ruined every player you've named yourself after.

 

[chicoazul]

Every single time. Make him own ruining another Everton human please. The clueless big jinxing beluga.

 

[tommye]

YOU made him the absolute bum dosser he is today.
You do it to every single player you curse with your names.

The list is long and expensive

 

[Jimishorts]

Change it to massive goat, factually accurate and saves any more of the squad being affected by the curse.

 

[Moomin]

Hi Admin team, I know im not due for a name change, but Maupay makes me cry with how bad he is, is there any chance I can be given a special dispensation for an early name change.

Thanks
MikelsGoat

Jinx strikes again

 

[kev]

@MaupsAlbatross

 

[Rita_Poon]

BillKenwright.G.O.A.T. ?

Goodest of all Times

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Change it to Goat?

 

[WA Toffee]

I would like to put my voice behind your Username being changed to Goat as you've ruined every player you've named yourself after.

Should have changed it Salahs goat for the derby

 

[tommye]

Should have changed it Salahs goat for the derby

Too close to salad that mate. He's a long way to go on his fitness regime before we can call him SaladsGoat

 

[Goat]

Change it to Goat?

Yes please, lets avoid jinxing other players in future.

 

[chicoazul]

Change it to Goat?

“Beluga” or “zeppelin” for him please.

 

[Goat]

“Beluga” or “zeppelin” for him please.

HESSHESS soon(TM)

 

[chicoazul]

HESSHESS soon(TM)

I rue the day someone you onto the gym. You’re already horrendous.