My Sons a Jackass!

[EFCNIK]

Why are there spikes everywhere ffs?!

 

[heatmeiser]

I used to be in Jackass, then I took a spike to the knee.

 

[kev101]

No testicles will be set on fire! The bus shelter one is funny you must not like my comedy then. This morning my dad said to me becareful because it my be criminal damage so I only found that out this morning. So we are going to be more careful on what we do happy Shut up about the bloody clothes if you want to see some go next or some place like that!

I didnt like the clothes! Also, the scamp eating the leaves looks a bit like gerrard, or maybe gerrard looks like that because he's constantly trying to swallow a mouthful?!

 

[Kurt.]

many moons ago, I frequented the Cream nightclub and was spiked.

 

[EFCNIK]

Rumours are that sniderman is no more because he fell on a jargerspike.

 

[best little spaniard]

You were all stupid kids. I didn't do stupid things, and therefore never got a spike in my nutsack.

 

[Kurt.]

a lad called best little spaniard once spiked a whole thread on GOT

 

[Baines' left foot]

Lads I don't appreciate all the jokes here, it was a very traumatic experience for me and I nearly lost one of my b0llocks FFS! I'm fcukin crying here. Do you know how much it hurts to piss through your scrotum FFS?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

"Don't coming to me when you've broke your leg."

 

[Azzurri]

"Don't coming to me when you've broke your leg."

I think autocorrect just ruined your joke.