My phone sex secrets

[bluejock]

Gutted if you had paid £50 to have a wank over that

I know eh, better off finding a brass if that's the case

 

[Kurt.]

koff you lot...... u should hae been watching Donnie Brascoe as I was. *cryfaps for missing what everybody else watched*

 

[McBain]

Sounds Riveting.

 

[chrissyjack]

I can do a convincing posh-totty voice . New business venture right there

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

That maths student is horrific.

I wouldn't even ride her into battle.

this. She'd help me quit smoking mind...

 

[EFCNIK]

Ooooo oh ye bastud oooooo ye fooker oooo ye.

 

[bluejock]

Ooooo oh ye bastud oooooo ye fooker oooo ye.

Made me think of Mel B on Bo Selecta

"Ooooh Patsy ye minge teasing bastid, ooooh"

 

[tommye]

it is Derby day!! I need the samaritans not some fat cnut in carlisle