My mate , Big Man ; The Hero .

[little curly alan ball]

The way things are these days that takes some bottle, or no brains! More people need to stand up to these animals wrecking the lives of decent people. Well in Big Man!

THIS .

He's all , SHY BOOTS as well .

You wouldn't want a left hand of him like , but a nicer lad you couldn't wish to meet .

Me Arl Girl LOVES him . I always find that a good yardstick ,...

Cheers , Ian .

 

[Matt Damon]

THIS .

He's all , SHY BOOTS as well .

You wouldn't want a left hand of him like , but a nicer lad you couldn't wish to meet .

Me Arl Girl LOVES him . I always find that a good yardstick ,...

Cheers , Ian .

He's obviously a closet blue. You can tell him that from me

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Bet - Schmet ... We're CHELTENHAM'NED UP , Dawg !!!

My mate won The Gold Cup, he may win it again.

 

[little curly alan ball]

My mate won The Gold Cup, he may win it again.

Be honest , My Cousin May Be Riding In It , as you know ,..

Big Man's gonna hit 'em with it tomorra / weds when they kiss his arse for the Papers .

It was The Tote ,.. We're LAUGHING !!!

I LOOK BOSS IN TWEED , Btw ,....

I HOPE Noel Wins it , but even if NOT , The Champ' will do for me ALL DAY , EVERY DAY , tbh ,..

 

[little curly alan ball]

He's obviously a closet blue. You can tell him that from me

I KEEP tellin' him it , lid .

I've got precisely 2 close RS mates .

I've got A LOT of mates ,...

 

[tsubaki]

The way things are these days that takes some bottle, or no brains! More people need to stand up to these animals wrecking the lives of decent people. Well in Big Man!

Indeed. How much of a moron do you have to be to take on some man-mountain armed with a tentpeg though? Is the smack that tempting?

 

[NelsForBlues]

WOW - this story is just simply crazy! That's all I can say.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Indeed. How much of a moron do you have to be to take on some man-mountain armed with a tentpeg though? Is the smack that tempting?

Crack , I understand , but , yes . Apparently , lid ,..

 

[little curly alan ball]

WOW - this story is just simply crazy! That's all I can say.

Ano .

He ROCKS , does the SHY BOOTS Big Lad .

 

[Lynne x]

Its nice to know there are some people out there with balls who'll protect others, lucky it didnt go wrong tho xx

 

[little curly alan ball]

Its nice to know there are some people out there with balls who'll protect others, lucky it didnt go wrong tho xx

My feelings precisely , Chicken .

You sorta DO it before you have time to THINK about doing it ,.. If you get me , love ???

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Well in LCAB's mate.

This happened to me once in Brighton. I was in there just before closing one evening and in this crack head popped waving a knife. he threatened to cut the girls throat if she didnt give him the money. I lamped him one while he was busy stuffing the money in a bag. She rang the cops and i even got a reward from the bookie.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Well in LCAB's mate.

This happened to me once in Brighton. I was in there just before closing one evening and in this crack head popped waving a knife. he threatened to cut the girls throat if she didnt give him the money. I lamped him one while he was busy stuffing the money in a bag. She rang the cops and i even got a reward from the bookie.

Stands ,.. Applauds ..( But gives Belfast Child , THE SAME FUKN SLAP 'ROUND THE HEAD !!! ARE YOU FUKN SURE , SHOBGITE !!! )

Still , Respetto ,...

 

[little curly alan ball]

Ive just been to me mates . He often invites me down for a Sky game - knowing I don't DO Murdoch-Vision , whereupon his Fair Lady puts on a Naughty Scran .

Anyway , Im waiting tonight an' he's late . An' late , an' late . Eventually , he rings an' says , " There's been a robbery in the Bookies . Im a witness . " OK . No problem .

Anyway , 3/4 of an hour later , 5 Bzzies are clapping him into the house .

Turns out hes minding his own in the Bokies putting on his Coupon , next thing , he hears shouting behind him . " Gimme it or I'll shoot . " Cue Screams . By now he's looking . Bird goes to Safe , brings back a wad - £320 as it turned out , BUT NO , said pilferer HAS COW'S FUKN EYES and wants more .

Now he says " Get me more or Ill shoot you " or some **** . Big Man says , " Ee - Yar Lad , You've got Dough . Just take that You're scaring her now ,.."

" Do YOU want some ??? " Asks Konbhead ??? An' turns with said weapon pointing at my Kopite Brother .

My mate is 6'1 and 16/17 stone . Hence his sobriquet of Big Man . He thus launches at Dikhead , whom it turns out , has a Tent Peg , NOT a Shotgun under that Bag , BUT HE WEREN'T TO KNOW THAT . They roll around . Big Man gets him in a headlock , and its game over .

Bizzies come . Lad nicked . Kisses for RS Hero from said Birds , Hugs from Bookies Management , claps from Bizzies , and a BANG IN THE FUKN HEAD FROM ME !!!

You STUPID [Poor language removed] !!! WTF WERE YOU THINKING DAWG ???

Still , all's well , AN' you played A FUKN BLINDER , kid .

Proud , as ever , to be your Mucka , RS .

Stands ,.. Applauds ,...

This afternoon ; This Robbin' Women-Scaring Mufuka GOT 10 YEARS !!!

Its in The Echo ...

The TOTE HOWEVER , have not contacted my Nails AS FUK , Mucka , with so much as a letter or a Kiss Me Arse .....

I thus intend to use BOTH My Super-powers , AND My New-Found , though transient , World Wide Fame , TO EAT THE MUFUKAS ..

Fukn Capitalists , btw ....

Big Man ... ; Legend , kid .

As A FUKN GEEZER , My Brother , RS Mufuka that you are , Dawg .

Hits Chest ... Points ..

Legend , lid .