little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
Ive just been to me mates . He often invites me down for a Sky game - knowing I don't DO Murdoch-Vision , whereupon his Fair Lady puts on a Naughty Scran .
Anyway , Im waiting tonight an' he's late . An' late , an' late . Eventually , he rings an' says , " There's been a robbery in the Bookies . Im a witness . " OK . No problem .
Anyway , 3/4 of an hour later , 5 Bzzies are clapping him into the house .
Turns out hes minding his own in the Bokies putting on his Coupon , next thing , he hears shouting behind him . " Gimme it or I'll shoot . " Cue Screams . By now he's looking . Bird goes to Safe , brings back a wad - £320 as it turned out , BUT NO , said pilferer HAS COW'S FUKN EYES and wants more .
Now he says " Get me more or Ill shoot you " or some [Poor language removed] . Big Man says , " Ee - Yar Lad , You've got Dough . Just take that You're scaring her now ,.."
" Do YOU want some ??? " Asks Konbhead ??? An' turns with said weapon pointing at my Kopite Brother .
My mate is 6'1 and 16/17 stone . Hence his sobriquet of Big Man . He thus launches at Dikhead , whom it turns out , has a Tent Peg , NOT a Shotgun under that Bag , BUT HE WEREN'T TO KNOW THAT . They roll around . Big Man gets him in a headlock , and its game over .
Bizzies come . Lad nicked . Kisses for RS Hero from said Birds , Hugs from Bookies Management , claps from Bizzies , and a BANG IN THE FUKN HEAD FROM ME !!!
You STUPID [Poor language removed] !!! WTF WERE YOU THINKING DAWG ???
Still , all's well , AN' you played A FUKN BLINDER , kid .
Proud , as ever , to be your Mucka , RS .
Stands ,.. Applauds ,...
Anyway , Im waiting tonight an' he's late . An' late , an' late . Eventually , he rings an' says , " There's been a robbery in the Bookies . Im a witness . " OK . No problem .
Anyway , 3/4 of an hour later , 5 Bzzies are clapping him into the house .
Turns out hes minding his own in the Bokies putting on his Coupon , next thing , he hears shouting behind him . " Gimme it or I'll shoot . " Cue Screams . By now he's looking . Bird goes to Safe , brings back a wad - £320 as it turned out , BUT NO , said pilferer HAS COW'S FUKN EYES and wants more .
Now he says " Get me more or Ill shoot you " or some [Poor language removed] . Big Man says , " Ee - Yar Lad , You've got Dough . Just take that You're scaring her now ,.."
" Do YOU want some ??? " Asks Konbhead ??? An' turns with said weapon pointing at my Kopite Brother .
My mate is 6'1 and 16/17 stone . Hence his sobriquet of Big Man . He thus launches at Dikhead , whom it turns out , has a Tent Peg , NOT a Shotgun under that Bag , BUT HE WEREN'T TO KNOW THAT . They roll around . Big Man gets him in a headlock , and its game over .
Bizzies come . Lad nicked . Kisses for RS Hero from said Birds , Hugs from Bookies Management , claps from Bizzies , and a BANG IN THE FUKN HEAD FROM ME !!!
You STUPID [Poor language removed] !!! WTF WERE YOU THINKING DAWG ???
Still , all's well , AN' you played A FUKN BLINDER , kid .
Proud , as ever , to be your Mucka , RS .
Stands ,.. Applauds ,...
