My god im might cut my wrists.....

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Sharpys top lip

Sharpys top lip

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Right im sitting in the confrence room on the top floor of the building in the worst presentation iv ever been in. This guy talking makes fukking john major seem like Peter Kay. What a load of [Poor language removed]. Luckly i dont realy jave to listern but have to be here for the lads i Mentor.....

It,s now been going on for 20 mins and there's another 1hr 10 to go. Please fukkin help.....

What can i do to pass the time?. Think of some good questions i can ask to piss him off? It's all about health product and my lads selling them!

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Right im sitting in the confrence room on the top floor of the building in the worst presentation iv ever been in. This guy talking makes fukking john major seem like Peter Kay. What a load of [Poor language removed]. Luckly i dont realy jave to listern but have to be here for the lads i Mentor.....

It,s now been going on for 20 mins and there's another 1hr 10 to go. Please fukkin help.....

What can i do to pass the time?. Think of some good questions i can ask to piss him off? It's all about health product and my lads selling them!

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ask him about colonic irrigation, and if decaf is better than a shot of espresso for cleansing the colon...... to reduce the chance of infection during back door moments:lol:
 
Get on to side effects and animal testing, whatever he answers take the opposing view. Wind everyone else up then quietly ask if he would like to take a break as things are getting a little heated. I've see it done in a similar situation, the result was hilarious.

Or ..... just catch up on your sleep.
 
Been in that situation plenty of times. When he asks if theres any questions, ask "If you could be any animal, any at all. What would it be?"
 

Spit or swallow ..." what would you like your bird to do"...that question might provoke a response. Healthy debate anyways....
 
Right ok im going to ask the Pineapple question......

Fukk it. I'll get one of the lads to record it. Dan could you put it on the site??

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Totaly gutted, befor ethe meeting ended and then questions started i was called out on other buisness.....

My mate was ready to recoerd the question aswell!!!

AARRHH never mind.....
 

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