Nice one. Here's mine.
Early in the window we expose a 'loophole' to sign Zeki Fryers from Man Utd via Standard Liege, in the process giving bacon face the right hump. Win double. Lets hope he is worth the effort.
Later on we sign Lewis Holtby who is to join in the summer. After a season ending injury to Sandro we bring the transfer forward with immediate effect for a reported £1.5 million. A cameo vs Norwich makes it look like money well spent. His dad supports Everton & thus Lewis probably hates all things red as much as the rest of us.
We actually SOLD (i repeat, SOLD) Jermanine Jenas to QPR while Andos Townsend went there for the rest of the season on loan. However, although Levy managed to off-load JJ, a deal for them to take David Bentley could not be agreed as he tried to make them give us some pound notes in return. Levy is good but NOBODY is that good.
Aston Villa took Simon Dawkins on loan, the 25yr old has been with us 7 yrs & has yet to make a first team appearance & was currently on loan to the MLS powerhouse San Jose Earthquakes.
Ryan Mason went to the French Orient (or Lorient if you prefer), the much loved (by opposition fans) Huerello Gomes went to Hoffenheim, & Alex Pritchard (make a note of that name - you will hear it again in future years - Woolwhich & others already sniffing around as we try negotiate a new 3.5yr deal) went to Peterborough who liked what they saw as he smashed 4 past them in a recent youth game. All on loan.
The fans big hope for a 3rd straight window was the Brazilian Leandro Damiano. Levy tried to low-ball them in a sneak dawn attack, this was repelled yet again with accusations that our beloved leader was indeed a cheapskate. This did not deter the so called 'ITK's who remained busy telling us it was 'all but a done deal' - once again it was proved that the tea lady at Hotspur Way really does not have the inside track with the Chairman.
Many Spurs supporters were too long in the tooth to be sucked in with the specuation with one wag suggesting we were more likely to sign Lee Anndro Battersby.
Mid-table medicority secured. Anything else is a bonus.