I've handled somebody's Scottish missus, does this count?
My first real er, experience was with a Scottish girl, Frances. We were fifteen. Her brother was an angry Scot who hated the English and supported Kilmarnock. It was a long time ago, when these liaisons were frowned upon, but he was a horrible ****
and that made the experience even more enjoyable.
Nothing to do with Everton, but bluemangroup reminded me of it.
Im surprised Whelan not been on as much, must have been told to pipe down.







