Matt Damon
Player Valuation: £60m
Hmmmm.
Ive got a Season Ticket, but cant go Tonight, does that mean I cant moan?
Yeah but Goats moaning is usually about justifiable things like lack of food. All this other joker does is moan.
Hmmmm.
Ive got a Season Ticket, but cant go Tonight, does that mean I cant moan?
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Mate it would be funny if he didn't believe the things he says.
I can't afford a season ticket, or even to go the match to be honest, that doesn't make me any less of an Evertonian.
Foreign blues especially, in my eyes, are often more admirable as they get up in the early hours of the morning to watch our sh*te football. And so many of them have no force-fed connection to the club, but choose to support Everton over the easy options like Man U and Chelsea. Crazy masochists.

He was popcorning you lids. I don't have a season ticket either ffs.
You're not even a season ticket holder
He was popcorning you lids. I don't have a season ticket either ffs.
He wasn't. The only funny bone in his body is yours in his mouth when he's e-sucking your choad in idol-worshipping glee.
He was lid. You've all bit. When you don't bite it takes away his power.
I'd recommend the ignore feature x
flips over Damon onto his stomach*
He was lid. You've all bit. When you don't bite it takes away his power.
I'd recommend the ignore feature x
flips over Damon onto his stomach*