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Don't worry mate, could be much more embarrassing, like for example being a dull mutant who is trying to act like a blue for a wind up but is just getting buzzed off because they're transparently dull and absolutely reek of European bans.
so far?
The Mighty Quint
Player Valuation: £40m
I'll be well embarrassed when I walk into our brand spanking new stadium on the docks, oh how the Kopites will laugh at us...
everton2004
Player Valuation: £35m
The RS agent still around then? Has to be one of the worst impressions of a blue I've seen on here - and I've encountered quite a few RS WUMs. So, Fazakerley/Aintree you say? You sure you didn't mean Oslo?
Tigger
Player Valuation: £35m
Oh my, the vaults once again reveal all. Savage stuff this.
Spot on. Beyond belief that one.
Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
Our numerous league cup exits,some even over two legs to lower league opposition.
Had to be that 4-0 smashing the RS gave us last season, hearing the Kop doing oles and singing Martinez's name, Klopp and his little minions laughing their balls off at us and our own players literally running off the pitch to avoid anymore humiliation. That was one the darkest nights in the club's history without a doubt and it's criminal that Martinez wasn't sacked that night.
Another that sticks out was that time we lost to a Gerrard hat-trick because Moyes turned up and waved a white flag before the game even started. I will never forgive the man for that, for me it was worse than the 4-0 in Martinez's first season because that was at least against a team which had world class players who were all bang in-form whilst this was against the worst Liverpool side in living memory.
I work in Anfield and have to walk past that stadium on my too and from and I consider it to be Mordor, an evil place where horrendous creatures gather and terrifying things occur. I pray that one day soon we can go there and exorcise some demons.
Another that sticks out was that time we lost to a Gerrard hat-trick because Moyes turned up and waved a white flag before the game even started. I will never forgive the man for that, for me it was worse than the 4-0 in Martinez's first season because that was at least against a team which had world class players who were all bang in-form whilst this was against the worst Liverpool side in living memory.
I work in Anfield and have to walk past that stadium on my too and from and I consider it to be Mordor, an evil place where horrendous creatures gather and terrifying things occur. I pray that one day soon we can go there and exorcise some demons.
The Blue Watch
Player Valuation: £15m
The 4-0 last season. Won't ever forget that.
Being embarrassed while Leicester were crowned champions was bad, but not on the same scale.
Being embarrassed while Leicester were crowned champions was bad, but not on the same scale.
Cookmysock
Player Valuation: £1.5m
these two for me my worst being the 1st by miles. I work in a road right next to the new stand 20yards away from it im lucky compared to you to only be there once a week for twenty mins at most not every day.
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £70m
After the cup final 1995 got on a train going the wrong way. Was dying for no2 and all toilets were locked. Got off train in the middle of nowhere as I saw a pub next to the station. Pub was closed so went back onto platform and no more trains until the morning. Remembered there was a bigger town a few miles back so walked along the railway for 8 miles. Stopped for a dump on the side of the track. Had to use my pants to wipe myself.Got to this town in Sussex and woke up in a park in the morning. Had crap all down the back of my trousers. Had to ask how to get back to the station whilst stinking covered in poop. Got on a train and saw my pants hanging from a tree as i chucked them over my shoulder post poop. Pretty embarrassing
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