Most annoying (things that make you scream) that other motorists do on the road.

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angelwitch

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My personal favourite is driving along on a long narrow road (nobody behind me) to find a lurking motorist waiting till I am on top of them before pulling out in front of me with no indicators, then enduring the ignorent [Poor language removed] as he/she crawls 20mph below the speed limit where there absolutely no chance of overtaking safely. This happens to me regulary.
 

My personal favourite is driving along on a long narrow road (nobody behind me) to find a lurking motorist waiting till I am on top of them before pulling out in front of me with no indicators, then enduring the ignorent [Poor language removed] as he/she crawls 20mph below the speed limit where there absolutely no chance of overtaking safely. This happens to me regulary.
speed up and ram the dozy fookers, get a claim in. jobs done.My current hate is cars ect hogging the middle lane on the motorway and doing 60mph just move over you stupid knobs or get off the bleeding road
 
Drivers who think that the speed limit is a minimum required speed, tailgate drivers who they describe as "a bag of nerves behind a wheel" causing them to be more edgy, and generally think that because their job involves driving then they in fact own the whole highway.
 
Drivers who think that the speed limit is a minimum required speed, tailgate drivers who they describe as "a bag of nerves behind a wheel" causing them to be more edgy, and generally think that because their job involves driving then they in fact own the whole highway.
wales is the worst for that, number of times you get some div tailgate you on some winding road.
 
People who drive up your arse in the outside lane, then you move into the middle then they go in front of you in the middle lane.


Wtf is the point
 

speed up and ram the dozy fookers, get a claim in. jobs done.My current hate is cars ect hogging the middle lane on the motorway and doing 60mph just move over you stupid knobs or get off the bleeding road

I hear what you are saying edge, I used to do that, but I'm still suffering a tad of PTSD from doing just that. It was a really horrible experience. A car crawling along an isolated road about a year back, hogging the broken white lines so I couldn't pass, doing way, way below the speed limit, really crawling. I beep for it to pull over and let me pass; they stopped the car in the middle of the road and stupidly so did I not thinking anything was up, just some asshole about to moan about being beeped. Actually it turned out to be four assholes getting out to have a quiet word with me via baseball bats and claw hammers - real scumbags and I mean scum of the earth, thankfully I had the survival instinct to reverse back then drive at them (I was too scared to give a damn if I drove over them) and they scattered, and I, with my heart coming out my throat drove down that road like a bat out of hell until I got to an intersection leading to a populated main road was able to mingle in with traffic. If I hadn't reacted like that, I'm sure I'd have been killed. I have absolutely no doubt. I still shudder when I think about that. I don't think I've beeped my horn since.
 
Speeders.

Gawkers.

Those idiots that drive slowly looking for something without any regard for anyone else. Just Pull Over And Figure It Out Fool.

Those ones that get into a lane thats ending and push back in one car further up.

Road Ragers. Had a really bad one the other day. Total Freak.

People who chuck ciggies and stuff out the window. In this day and age. Spazzos.

And my biggest peeve. People who don't indicate. The epitome of Laziness. ITS RIGHT THERE RETARD. RIGHT AT YOUR FINGERTIPS FFS
 
Not indicating drives me f*cking insane, good call Macca.

People who don't filter in a traffic jam. Like stick 2mm from the bumper in front and refuse to let anyone in in front of them. tits.
 
Tailgating.
Staying in middle or right hand lane when you don't need to be there.

Only thing I think I'll ever agree with Clarkson about - if you need to brake on the motorway other than for an accident or a traffic jam then you're doing it wrong.

Oh, and people who speed in residential areas and town centres should be murdered.
 
Not indicating drives me f*cking insane, good call Macca.

People who don't filter in a traffic jam. Like stick 2mm from the bumper in front and refuse to let anyone in in front of them. tits.

When there's a car broken down or roadworks. Merging could work so smoothly if people just knew how to drive.
 

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Hannah Montana

The exchange rate. I mean, seriously... R13/£1??

Waking up early, then everyone is still sleeping because you're the only one that has to go work.

Being ill in the summer.
 
I hear what you are saying edge, I used to do that, but I'm still suffering a tad of PTSD from doing just that. It was a really horrible experience. A car crawling along an isolated road about a year back, hogging the broken white lines so I couldn't pass, doing way, way below the speed limit, really crawling. I beep for it to pull over and let me pass; they stopped the car in the middle of the road and stupidly so did I not thinking anything was up, just some asshole about to moan about being beeped. Actually it turned out to be four assholes getting out to have a quiet word with me via baseball bats and claw hammers - real scumbags and I mean scum of the earth, thankfully I had the survival instinct to reverse back then drive at them (I was too scared to give a damn if I drove over them) and they scattered, and I, with my heart coming out my throat drove down that road like a bat out of hell until I got to an intersection leading to a populated main road was able to mingle in with traffic. If I hadn't reacted like that, I'm sure I'd have been killed. I have absolutely no doubt. I still shudder when I think about that. I don't think I've beeped my horn since.
you have to be careful, mate of mine , got cut up by some nutter and when he stopped and pulled him at the lights the fella smacked him over the head with a monkey wrench, lucky enough he was outside walton hospital at the time, he was in a bad way
 
Working for relatives or friends.

Hannah Montana

The exchange rate. I mean, seriously... R13/£1??

Waking up early, then everyone is still sleeping because you're the only one that has to go work.

Being ill in the summer.

Getting up early when you've got a long drive to the rellies to go through their Holiday Photos and waking every [Poor language removed] up with your V12 that you had to buy overseas for three times as much and then having Hannah Montana stuck on the dial because your medication got spilt all over the dash would be bad bro.
 
People that block the keep clear part on the road, every night when I get back from work the entrance to our car park is blocked by these knobs, they then pull forward about an inch and then look at you as if to say ''I've given you a full 2 inches there to get your car through, what's your problem?''

People that sit at the lights long after it has gone green and then realise and pull away just in time for the lights to go red and leave you sat there fuming.
 
you have to be careful, mate of mine , got cut up by some nutter and when he stopped and pulled him at the lights the fella smacked him over the head with a monkey wrench, lucky enough he was outside walton hospital at the time, he was in a bad way

What the hell is happening to society???? I wasn't beeping constantly, just a parp can I overtake please sort of beep. These guys were obviously looking for it, tooled up to feck. Your mate was lucky. The problem is, the jails are full in both our countries and the scumbags know this, they know if caught for GBH or murder, they will get light sentences. Not related, but on a silmilar theme, a 15 year old girl was walking home from a Westlife concert in Dublin, when this junkie (31) stabs her over ten times - her westlife concert programme saved her and took the brunt of the stabbing and she survived thank goodness. He got 7 years (for attempted murder!!!!!!!!). He'll be out in 4, probably less. Scum like that should be locked in a dark 2 * 2 cell for ever with bread and water.

The scumbags know they can away with anything.
 

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