Most annoying predictable things people say to you

[cduff]

What I'm thinking of here are those annoying, yet very predictable, things that people say to you in certain situations. I was inspired to start this from all the "I wish they'd swap shirts" comments in the Women's World Cup 2015 thread. Other classics include "Can you cut/wash mine when you're finished" when someone sees you mowing the lawn or washing the car. My personal favourite (if I had a $ for every one of these!) is when you take your kid to work and (can you you guess it?) - "Geez, they're starting them young these days - ha ha". The weird thing is that even though they are annoying and we've heard them hundreds of time before we 1) Laugh and 2) Will probably use them ourselves in the same situation!

 

[Lionel Naismith]

You been on the Lemo bro? Whenever doing a weekend shift. Winds me up if I haven't haha, if I have fair enough! bail it though I don't even wanna be here.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

What I'm thinking of here are those annoying, yet very predictable, things that people say to you in certain situations. I was inspired to start this from all the "I wish they'd swap shirts" comments in the Women's World Cup 2015 thread. Other classics include "Can you cut/wash mine when you're finished" when someone sees you mowing the lawn or washing the car. My personal favourite (if I had a $ for every one of these!) is when you take your kid to work and (can you you guess it?) - "Geez, they're starting them young these days - ha ha". The weird thing is that even though they are annoying and we've heard them hundreds of time before we 1) Laugh and 2) Will probably use them ourselves in the same situation!

Cliche's... they are called cliche's

 

[Efcbradley89]

When I say to a girl "can I buy you a drink?" They always say "No". FFS change the record!

 

[McBain]

Worst one is "you know what I'm saying"

It's infected society worse than Hipsters.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Worst one is "you know what I'm saying"

It's infected society worse than Hipsters.

yeah i get yooo blud..

 

[McBain]

yeah i get yooo blud..

You know what I'm sayin' right?

You know what I mean.

 

[Eggs]

.....have you had an accident lately.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

You know what I'm sayin' right?

You know what I mean.

were tight init blud.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

cant stand it, half prison talk, half jamiacan talk. dude, you live in peterboro!

 

[Boss_Blue]

'It's only a game...'


FUME!

 

[Baines' left foot]

On a Friday in work: Any plans for the weekend?

On a Monday in work: Good weekend?

 

[rascal]

'its our year'

 

[flibbyflob]

Footballers saying "You know" constantly in an interview. Some can manage more than 20 in a few minutes.

 

[Jimmywhack]

Init
Can I ask you a question?
When someone mumbles and you ask what and they reply doesnt matter