Monday morning papers backpage...

[marcus]

What is your Monday morning backpage...

Mine would read....

Everton outgun Arsenal in lunchtime shootout...

Everton 2 - 1 Arsenal

Calvert Lewin...
Sigurdsson...

 

[ijjysmith]

Gunners shoot down Everton yard dogs as Bernard, Richarlison, and Gomes signal plans to leave at the end of the season but Silva signs new indefinite contract under Moshiri’s special guard and Leon Osman bought in as technical director replacing Marcel Brands who leave after fiddling the books a bit too much and Bill Kenwright names new stadium after himself but decided to build it out of Lego to save costs while throwing is £1.76m bid on for Ledley King.

 

[summerisle]

Everton denied obvious penalty by Jeremy Corbyn.

 

[jaycee]

Liverpool destined for title after horse wins a race
Everton thugs cause mayhem at National
*Liverpool rs Echo

 

[magicjuan]

Unai handed his Arsenal

 

[Eggs]

....Premier League accept Offside rule does not apply to the Reds.

 

[McBain]

GUNNERS MAN-BUNNERS DUNNERS FUNNERS WUMMERS EVERTUNNERS

 

[Kurt.]

Tiger Roll
Everton Roll over

 

[Yarrgh]

Everton players not as round as Salah's according to Twitter.

 

[summerisle]

Everton one Arse nil.