Moment of Clarity

heatmeiser · August 9, 2009

It happened to me about 2:30am this morning.

The mrs was in bed and I'd just cracked one off over BabeStation TV.

It suddenly occurred to me, as I sat there disgusted with myself, that we are still ace.

Saha looks ace. Pienaar looks ace.

And we'll probably sign someone we've never really heard of for far too much money, but he'll probably turn out to be quite ace too.

I don't care if The Heeeed leaves. We'll be alright.

So I can't wait for the this new season. It's going to be really really ace.

Most people here need one of these moments, though not necessarily under the same circumstances...

Goat · August 9, 2009

Bit early for drinking isnt it?

Namdrater · August 9, 2009

Pienaar and Yak used to pull off some brilliant combos and I'm looking forward to that. When Artetas back from injury, it adds even more creativity. Plus the flair of Jo and the awesomeness of Saha and you can already tell we have one of the best striking forces in the the league.

Then theres still brilliant Cahill, upcoming Rodwell who is going to be seen a lot more this season, combined with a wall of a backline and we are game, set and match for the top 4.

Transfers are overrated when David Moyes is the general of this army.

Philw · August 9, 2009

were you disgusted at yourself cos ur so selfish in bed, and never think about what ur right hand wants? or cos u did it watchin 'babestation', whateva that is? Natch is fine to do it with the mrs there (i assume she was sleeping??!). she'd understand

Goat · August 9, 2009

I suppose we should be thankful we arent Newcastle, they have sold 7-8 players and are the only team in the whole English Leagues that have yet to sign A player.

BadWool76 · August 9, 2009

heatmeiser said:
It happened to me about 2:30am this morning.

The mrs was in bed and I'd just cracked one off over BabeStation TV.

It suddenly occurred to me, as I sat there disgusted with myself, that we are still ace.

Saha looks ace. Pienaar looks ace.

And we'll probably sign someone we've never really heard of for far too much money, but he'll probably turn out to be quite ace too.

I don't care if The Heeeed leaves. We'll be alright.

So I can't wait for the this new season. It's going to be really really ace.

Most people here need one of these moments, though not necessarily under the same circumstances...

You astound me . But for sheer brutal honesty I salute you .

chicoazul · August 9, 2009

heatmeiser said:
It happened to me about 2:30am this morning. The mrs was in bed and I'd just cracked one off over BabeStation TV. It suddenly occurred to me, as I sat there disgusted with myself, that we are still ace. Saha looks ace. Pienaar looks ace. And we'll probably sign someone we've never really heard of for far too much money, but he'll probably turn out to be quite ace too. I don't care if The Heeeed leaves. We'll be alright. So I can't wait for the this new season. It's going to be really really ace. Most people here need one of these moments, though not necessarily under the same circumstances...

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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · August 9, 2009

heatmeiser said:
It happened to me about 2:30am this morning.

The mrs was in bed and I'd just cracked one off over BabeStation TV.

It suddenly occurred to me, as I sat there disgusted with myself, that we are still ace.

Saha looks ace. Pienaar looks ace.

And we'll probably sign someone we've never really heard of for far too much money, but he'll probably turn out to be quite ace too.

I don't care if The Heeeed leaves. We'll be alright.

So I can't wait for the this new season. It's going to be really really ace.

Most people here need one of these moments, though not necessarily under the same circumstances...

well, that did it for me heat, was on the sturdies way before the end, no need to sit on my left hand now or trap it under the mattress, so thanks.

*lights ciggie and sits back all contented.

BadWool76 · August 9, 2009

I too have cracked one off this morning though I wasnt disgusted more elated that id nearly hit the ceiling .

Goat · August 9, 2009

Dont tend to go for early morning cleanses. Im more of a late night person. Maybe its my age, in my younger days there wasnt such a thing as a good or bad time.

BadWool76 · August 9, 2009

MikelsGoat said:
Dont tend to go for early morning cleanses. Im more of a late night person. Maybe its my age, in my younger days there wasnt such a thing as a good or bad time.

I would rather have a blowjob than a shag anyday . I am ultra lazy in the sack . Only this morning I faked being hungover because I couldnt be arsed breaking a sweat only for me to run a bath and crack one off an hour later . After typing that though I am feeling alittle guilty .

Goat · August 9, 2009

I love early morning sex, but its impossible these days with the kids. Infact sex full stop is impossible with the kids being around ALL THE TIME!

Getting a new bed next week, so hopefully it wont squeak! My missus is loud tho, will just have to end it early.