Misheard song lyrics

[Vintage]

 

[BlueInNZ]

Is That Love by Squeeze.

"Beat me up with your lettuce (letters) and your walk out notes".

 

[kev]

Nik Kershaw - "I won't let your son go down on me"

Thanks Nik, but I don't think you're his type.

 

[paultheblue]

Who could ever forget the Bee Gees classic
"Bald headed woman"

 

[garyammer]

I always wondered why they were singing about "One ton of Melons"

 

[Groucho]

“We all need a nun”

Alison Moyet, Love Resurrection.

 

[trueblue84]

Manfred mann - blinded by the light

Blinded by the light,
Wrapped up like a douche,
Another runner in the night.

 

[trueblue84]

CCR - Bad moon rising

There's a bathroom on the right.

 

[trueblue84]

Iron maiden - fear of the dark

Fear of the duck.

 

[Lao]

Am I the only one who has absolutely no interest in lyrics - what the words are, or what the meaning behind them is?

There are probably only a dozen or so songs that I could be confident I know all the words to. (And I am in a cover band that plays together every week)

Not the singer then?

 

[WA Toffee]

Not the singer then?

Definitely not, but not knowing the words is not the major hindrance for that

 

[Graeme Shar-pei]

For years my sister in law thought Marvin Gaye was singing about central heating rather than sexual healing

 

[ste d' indica]

One for the old school...




1.46 - "dancin, dancin, in a tree"

Im still none the wiser to be honest.

 

[ste d' indica]

On a related note, for far longer than I'm proud of, I genuinely thought imbeciles were some kind of particularly stupid seal, that lived in the Imber, which was some estuary off Newfoundland or some such.

Always swimming into boats, eating fishing nets, bloody Imber Seals.

 

[joe1878]

My mate used sing “Berghaus on the run” to dirty son of a gun.