Mis-Heard Lyrics

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese,

Who am I to dis a brie?

Travelled the world for chedder cheese

Everybody's looking for stilton.
 

there's a song by yeahyeahyeahs called "hysteric" but it sounds like she sings "it's derek" all the way through
 

J Geils Band - Centerfold.

What I heard: "Whenever she flashed those big ol' boobs"

What they actually said "whenever she flashed those baby blues"

My blood runs cold...

"Being me an iron lung"
Higher Love, Stevie Winwood.

"God Save Gravy"
Constant Craving, KD Lang.

"As the girl with colitis goes by"
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

Hues Corporation "Rock the Boat" / "Oh, I'd like to know where you got the nose job"

Pink & Nate Ruess "Just Give Me a Reason" / "Just give me some raisins, just a little bit of nuts"

Maroon 5 "Moves Like Jagger" / "I've gotta move my jacket"

Neil Diamond "Forever in Blue Jeans" / "Reverend Blue Jeans"

Cutting Crew - "(I just) Died in Your Arms Tonight" / "It must have been some kind of cheese"

Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers "Islands in the Stream" / "Ireland's industry"

Various Artists "Winter Wonderland" / "Later on we'll perspire, as we sit by the fire"

Madonna "La Isla Bonita" / "Last night, I spent all my pesos."

Alanis Morrissette "You Oughta Know" / "Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me"

Police "Message in a Bottle" / "A year has passed since I broke my nose"

Police "Message in a Bottle" / "A year has passed since I broke my nose"

Paul McCartney "Band on the Run" / "Stand on the rug"

Michael Jackson "Smooth Criminal" / "Eddie, get your house key"

Starship "We Built This City" / "We built this city on the wrong damn road"

Billy Joel "You May Be Right" / "You make the rice, I'll make the gravy"

Beatles "Paperback Writer" / "Pay for that Chrysler"

Elvis Presley "Suspicious Minds" / "We're calling a trout"

Eagles "Life in the Fast Lane" / "Climb in the bat-plane"

Madonna "La Isla Bonita" / "Last night I dreamt of lumbago"

Paul Young "Everytime You Go Away" / "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

Maria Muldaur "Midnight At the Oasis" / "Midnight after you're wasted"

Temptations "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" / "And when he died, all he left us was a lawn"

Ace of Base "All That She Wants" / "All that she wants is another bagel"

Santana "Oye Como Va" / "I live on your block"

Aerosmith "Dude Looks Like a Lady" / "Do the lucky lady"

Eagles "Desperado" / "Why don't you come to your senses, you've been downright offensive"


Van McCoy "The Hustle" / "Use the hacksaw!"

Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman"

Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" / "She's got 30 days to die"

Who "Pinball Wizard" / "A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists"

John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" / "I got shoes, they're made of plywood"

Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" / "Good, good, good, goodbye raisins"

Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "Become a comedian"

TL:DR :o

Sweet dreams are made of cheese,

Who am I to dis a brie?

Travelled the world for chedder cheese

Everybody's looking for stilton.

Best cheddar based song. Ever.

Oh for the longest time when I was a kid I thought Smooth Criminal was about a fella called Eddie and not a woman called Annie

Don't wanna cone across the fool, but it is, isn't it???? :o
 

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