Minor things that make you happy

[chrismpw]

This is 'Merica so the resident will probably try to sue the City for pain and suffering from almost passing out on me. I'm standing there trying to keep them calm and I'm the one bleeding like a stuck pig FFS.

Ridiculous. Sadly it's a part of murica and its culture we have readily imported over here too. The stiff upper lip has been replaced with craven desires for attention and compensation.

I blame lawyers.

 

[Frang]

Ridiculous. Sadly it's a part of murica and its culture we have readily imported over here too. The stiff upper lip has been replaced with craven desires for attention and compensation.

I blame lawyers.

not like you to be cynical teach !

 

[degsy]

come on whos the liker ???

A lady never tells

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Just downloaded Netflix onto my laptop and phone. Not sure why I didn’t before, but this will immeasurably improve my quality of life - a minor thing that’s made me happy.

 

[tommye]

 

[Frang]

the fact that so many of you take sheer delight out of my girlfriend thread.

hope its cheered everyone up

 

[stumps1878]

Franks ma

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Lads. I swear to god I had the biggest turd I’ve ever had in my life today. It splashed water everywhere and looked like a car part, my hole is still reeling from its exit, i had tears in my eyes trying to pass it.

 

[tommye]

Lads. I swear to god I had the biggest turd I’ve ever had in my life today. It splashed water everywhere and looked like a car part, my hole is still reeling from its exit, i had tears in my eyes trying to pass it.

 

[Frang]

Lads. I swear to god I had the biggest turd I’ve ever had in my life today. It splashed water everywhere and looked like a car part, my hole is still reeling from its exit, i had tears in my eyes trying to pass it.

ive shat fully laiden lan drovers before now lid

 

[verreauxi]

Lads. I swear to god I had the biggest turd I’ve ever had in my life today. It splashed water everywhere and looked like a car part, my hole is still reeling from its exit, i had tears in my eyes trying to pass it.

Mods, can you please move this thread to "The stench of mediocrity" in the Everton forum. Thanks.

 

[Toast]

Lads. I swear to god I had the biggest turd I’ve ever had in my life today. It splashed water everywhere and looked like a car part, my hole is still reeling from its exit, i had tears in my eyes trying to pass it.

@caveo

 

[tommye]

ive shat fully laiden lan drovers before now lid

*flagged

ive shat fully laiden lan drovers before now lid

Wtf is one of them?

 

[Frang]

*flagged


Wtf is one of them?

grass

and a 4 x 4 car

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I’m still in pain lad