minor things that make you fume


Toast said:
The bell end who shouts on the news all the time outside parliament.

Do one lad, your boring and getting on my tits when I'm trying to watch the news.
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So right, the kind of loud mouth bore who corners you in the alehouse, and rants on for hours about politics.
 
Grrr... am in a quiet lay by a tranquil reservoir in the brecon beacons ... a remote somewhere clearly sought out by people who want peace and quiet, BUT TONIGHT it is the venue for a bunch of guffawing SAS wannabes who have thrown money to some fraudster who is setting some kind of SAS challenge for them which starts at 1am. As an old fart it's my bedtime but their good time is keeping me awake.

Honestly, training for modern battles and SAS shenanigans should not take place in woodlands or mountains, modern warfare takes place in city supermarket car parks ffs. Keep hold of your money and make a racket preparing to run around in the dark around a city, where people expect noise, you bad meffs.
 
chrismpw said:
Grrr... am in a quiet lay by a tranquil reservoir in the brecon beacons ... a remote somewhere clearly sought out by people who want peace and quiet, BUT TONIGHT it is the venue for a bunch of guffawing SAS wannabes who have thrown money to some fraudster who is setting some kind of SAS challenge for them which starts at 1am. As an old fart it's my bedtime but their good time is keeping me awake.

Honestly, training for modern battles and SAS shenanigans should not take place in woodlands or mountains, modern warfare takes place in city supermarket car parks ffs. Keep hold of your money and make a racket preparing to run around in the dark around a city, where people expect noise, you bad meffs.
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LOL.
 

chrismpw said:
Grrr... am in a quiet lay by a tranquil reservoir in the brecon beacons ... a remote somewhere clearly sought out by people who want peace and quiet, BUT TONIGHT it is the venue for a bunch of guffawing SAS wannabes who have thrown money to some fraudster who is setting some kind of SAS challenge for them which starts at 1am. As an old fart it's my bedtime but their good time is keeping me awake.

Honestly, training for modern battles and SAS shenanigans should not take place in woodlands or mountains, modern warfare takes place in city supermarket car parks ffs. Keep hold of your money and make a racket preparing to run around in the dark around a city, where people expect noise, you bad meffs.
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Knife them all lad.
 

I can get to the beacons in aba 2hrs, I’ll show them what survival feels like.

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chrismpw said:
I know they're just having a good time .... but it's the Chinese water torture of "burble of conversation" followed by regular guffawing. About once a minute.
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Hopefully they snare you and slow roast you over a fir fire and you are still being eaten at breakfast!

The crows will get to peck your eyes out afterwards...

Lol
 
chrismpw said:
Grrr... am in a quiet lay by a tranquil reservoir in the brecon beacons ... a remote somewhere clearly sought out by people who want peace and quiet, BUT TONIGHT it is the venue for a bunch of guffawing SAS wannabes who have thrown money to some fraudster who is setting some kind of SAS challenge for them which starts at 1am. As an old fart it's my bedtime but their good time is keeping me awake.

Honestly, training for modern battles and SAS shenanigans should not take place in woodlands or mountains, modern warfare takes place in city supermarket car parks ffs. Keep hold of your money and make a racket preparing to run around in the dark around a city, where people expect noise, you bad meffs.
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You're dogging arent you?
 

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