minor things that make you fume

[Methuselah]

I'm fortunate that I have never had this problem. However, I have had in-growing toe nails. When I played football and at the beginning and end of the season when the ground was hard, I used to take my boots off after a game and my socks would be soaked with blood. I used to lose nails off both big toes every season and it was bliss when they came off.

 

[COYBL25]

Apparently running sandals are a thing; guy in the video uses them (they call themselves earth runners; LUNA appears to be the major brand):

Have you seen the way he`s running ????

He`s almost on tip toes, trying to avoid whacking his toes into the rocks.

No chance lol

 

[Seamus Colemole]

When i tweak my hamstring cleaning under the sink.

Housework should not cause injuries ffs.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Builders, horrible specimens !!

 

[Lickle eric]

Builders, horrible specimens !!

Heyyy

 

[gonetomorrow]

When i tweak my hamstring cleaning under the sink.

Housework should not cause injuries ffs.

You should roll around the floor in agony until aid comes and then limp off to the couch while applauding and looking around.

 

[Frang]

You should roll around the floor in agony until aid comes and then limp off to the couch while applauding and looking around.

then run back into the kitchen full on sprinting, when called to say your tea's ready..

 

[gonetomorrow]

then run back into the kitchen full on sprinting, when called to say your tea's ready..

To a chorus of withering remarks from imaginary commentators - "surprise, surprise, up and about again I see etc etc"

 

[Frang]

To a chorus of withering remarks from imaginary commentators - "surprise, surprise, up and about again I see etc etc"

some of these commentators forget they used to play footy themselves and roll round on the pitch as if they had been shot themselves

 

[gonetomorrow]

some of these commentators forget they used to play footy themselves and roll round on the pitch as if they had been shot themselves

In Lawrenson's case, I'd say that was wishful thinking.

 

[Loz]

Car parks,
Had to drive up to Birmingham today for a conference. Parked in the NCP on the high street and now wondering what sort of pillock designed it.
Many of the spaces have a concrete pillar at the side but these are half way down the depth of the space and not at the back.
The spaces are also very narrow so having parked in one next to another car (which was parked normally in its space and not over to one side) I couldn’t actually open either front door to get out, or even climb through the window.
Had to climb into the back and exit the rear door onto the empty space the other side of the pillar. Utterly stupid.
Also made me realise that it’s been far too long since I’ve had to be agile in the back seat of a car. Getting old I guess!

 

[Toast]

Got a confirmation email that a purchase was on its way and could be tracked online.

Next email in the inbox, from the same company.
50% off sale today.

Koff will yer, tempted to refund it and buy it again today.

 

[Walken]

The word normalising in article made me quite sad to be honest, I find the growing desire to be anti-pc very disturbing

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/44625672

 

[tommytowne]

When losing finalists in Pointless, after being told unfortunately they haven't won the jackpot but have won the Pointless Trophy, reply "that's what we've come for".

 

[roydo]

Car parks,
Had to drive up to Birmingham today for a conference. Parked in the NCP on the high street and now wondering what sort of pillock designed it.
Many of the spaces have a concrete pillar at the side but these are half way down the depth of the space and not at the back.
The spaces are also very narrow so having parked in one next to another car (which was parked normally in its space and not over to one side) I couldn’t actually open either front door to get out, or even climb through the window.
Had to climb into the back and exit the rear door onto the empty space the other side of the pillar. Utterly stupid.
Also made me realise that it’s been far too long since I’ve had to be agile in the back seat of a car. Getting old I guess!

Thats cos them car parks were probably built when everyone drove smaller cars. These days, seeing someone in a massive BMW or a Range Rover try to park in anywhere thats over 20 years old is a panel sprayers dream.