minor things that make you fume

[ClausThomsen]

People who don't indicate in advance of braking for the turn. The clues in the word - indicate your intentions beforehand.

 

[ToePeg]

People who have a full carriage of seats on the train but choose to sit right next to you

You must have a welcoming aura, try snarling more.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Oh wow. s**t flickers too!!

Erm...

I don't know where to start with this one Wiz.

That's a shocking post.

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

I'm selling something on eBay, (a used Pete Doherty harmonica if anyone is interested) and a genuine bidder had bid £300

Some eBay troll with zero feedback bid £2200 and just completely ruined the bidding, needless to say it wasn't a genuine bid.

Had to relist it

you can 'offer it to the 2nd highest bidder' when smucks like that hijack your item

 

[degsy]

I broke my phone, a pretty new one, had to go back to the old one - thought I wouldn't mind, but I do, it's total gash. Means I'll have to fork out now for a new one
Fuming here

 

[Toast]

Not being able to ask 'how much for the pair' in the Celine Dion thread.

 

[Efcjake]

My phone is lagging for some reason and it's missing keystrokes when I type leading to a lot of autocorrecting til even I can't figure out what I meant.

 

[Baines' left foot]

My phone is lagging for some reason and it's missing keystrokes when I type leading to a lot of autocorrecting til even I can't figure out what I meant.

Try downloading a different keyboard maybe. Swift key is good but think it's android only.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Scoring more OG's than actual goals at footie. Good grief.

 

[SteRobbo84]

The front pages of certain papers today. Absolute scum.

 

[efcforever]

Fella just left his dog in the car whilst he went and done some shopping. He left the engine running so the dog didn't get hot as the air con stayed on.
He just went mental when I suggested that it wasn't the smartest idea as, firstly, the car could get stolen ??
FFS.
Whats wrong with people.

The way he reacted suggests he knew he was in the wrong.

 

[Armel]

Synthetic/artificial football pitches.

Played on one two days ago; it's like somebody used sanding paper on my legs. Abrasions everywhere.

 

[jal123]

Synthetic/artificial football pitches.

Played on one two days ago; it's like somebody used sanding paper on my legs. Abrasions everywhere.

And your webs and socks full of those little black balls

 

[COYBL25]

And your webs and socks full of those little black balls

Which according to a Dutch scientist are carcinogenic when ingested ( recycled tyres ).

I kid you not

 

[jal123]

Which according to a Dutch scientist are carcinogenic when ingested ( recycled tyres ).

I kid you not

It's alright mate after the exit polls in 8 minutes I'll be snorting lines of them hoping for the best