minor things that make you fume


The Cowboy said:
I know it's an oft posted fume, but I had to stand up on the train home last night because this disgusting fat horror of a man was consuming 2 seats with his disgusting fat arse and belly. This was no medical issue, he was clearly just a fat gomper. Maybe he should stand up instead, or perhaps his knees can't handle it.

To cap it off, he absolutely reeked as well. The smell of morbid obesity.
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Sit on his lap and when he kicks off say sorry MERT I thought you were the chair.
 
The BT Sport commentator pronouncing it "Miralles". No wonder no one can spell the foreign players' names when these gobshites, who are paid to say their names all game, can't say them.
 

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Whilst an extreme example, this latest fashion fad. Seriously, you're paying top $ for less cloth? I MEAN OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
 

Reading about Megan Clara (20) who decided that doing porno films at £500 a pop was a good way to raise money to give her son (5) Christmas presents.

Escorting would have been more discrete ....... and she's not all that 'cepting a massive rack
 
evertoniandy said:
The BT Sport commentator pronouncing it "Miralles". No wonder no one can spell the foreign players' names when these gobshites, who are paid to say their names all game, can't say them.
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Mate, you should've heard the commentator on the stream I had running

"Bayshitch"

That's right....BAYSHITCH. Not Besic, but BAYSHITCH

Prune. :dodgy:
 

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