minor things that make you fume

admirschleck · December 1, 2015

ItsOKImAPilot said:
There's a woman I work with that uses it as a walkie talkie in the bathroom. Drive's me insane.

As long as she's only using it as walkie talkie in the bathroom it's fine. Once you start hearing weird noises it can become a bit awkward.

ItsOKImAPilot · December 1, 2015

admirschleck said:
As long as she's only using it as walkie talkie in the bathroom it's fine. Once you start hearing weird noises it can become a bit awkward.

If only that were the case. She does her business while on the phone. I would hang up the phone.

summerisle · December 1, 2015

Razor companies who make up pseudo-scientific language to justify a razor costing ten billion pounds :rant:

Kurt. · December 2, 2015

Bungle said:
10,20,30, 40 or more,
Frank caught Betty on the kitchen floor,
kissed her once,
kissed her twice,
pulled down her knickers and mmmmm that's nice.

I got caught singing that at school when I was about 12, had to write it out for the Deputy Head.

As opposed to the normal head you gave out at school

Kurt. · December 2, 2015

Ronnie lee said:
My MRS and her constant going on about Christmas, who's coming to dinner BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.....just leave me the **** alone so I can watch the football and relax...face Bothereeeedddd.

My mrs is wrecking my head... we need this we need that...... I told her, I get paid on the 22nd.. i'll go out and get everything in one go. Simple as Elong.

WA Toffee · December 2, 2015

ItsOKImAPilot said:
There's a woman I work with that uses it as a walkie talkie in the bathroom. Drive's me insane.

ItsOKImAPilot said:
If only that were the case. She does her business while on the phone. I would hang up the phone.

Speakerphone? On the toilet?
Imagine listening to a big fatty taking a dump on speakerphone :eek:

Fresh Prince of Belle Val · December 2, 2015

WA Toffee said:
Speakerphone? On the toilet?
Imagine listening to a big fatty taking a dump on speakerphone

@chicoazul usually pays for that

l4toffee · December 2, 2015

My alarm clock . The horrible , noisey [Poor language removed] spoilsport always ruins a good kip .

Whistlin' Dixie · December 2, 2015

Bleedin' boxheads telling me they haven't received my watch for repair when Royal Mail say it's been delivered on the 18th of last month, then when you show them a screenshot of the delivery confirmation they ignore your emails.......

l4toffee · December 2, 2015

Anybody want to buy a watch ?

Whistlin' Dixie · December 2, 2015

l4toffee said:
Anybody want to buy a watch ?

Does it work?

l4toffee · December 2, 2015

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Does it work?

It does now mate ta

Fuleco · December 2, 2015

David Cameron calling me my mum and my pals 'terrorist sympathises'. This is David Cameron a man who shagged a dead pig so how dare he cast aspersions on moi!!

Baines' left foot · December 2, 2015

More and more clubs selling VIP tickets with those pretentious roped off areas and 'posh toilets' etc...

You can stay sat down in your booth with your smouldering stare you've been practicing all week and posing with your bottle of Grey Goose. I'll get raaarrr in amongst it at the front covering myself in my own and other people's drinks and dancing like it's 1999 all over again.

l4toffee · December 2, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
More and more clubs selling VIP tickets with those pretentious roped off areas and 'posh toilets' etc...

You can stay sat down in your booth with your smouldering stare you've been practicing all week and posing with your bottle of Grey Goose. I'll get raaarrr in amongst it at the front covering myself in my own and other people's drinks and dancing like it's 1999 all over again.

1999 , you've just made me feel old . You Wooly back scum bag (n)