minor things that make you fume

[COYBL25]

Yes but then so is Carly baker

And for that reason alone I'm prepared to overlook him !

 

[sageyefc]

Yes but then so is Carly baker

Simple solution is have only her in them

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

When you are wet as all hell from being outside and someone asks you if it's still raining. No asswipe, I decided to ride a dolphin to work today.

Is it still raining out?

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Mancs on a train, much worse than snakes on a plane.

 

[Ashtonian]

Currys taking days to complete an order and then not even giving it to the post office to deliver, even though they got your hopes up with a tracking number.

ffs the status currently for 2 days now has been basically currys telling royal mail they are planning on posting it.

 

[Donald Twain]

Mancs on a train, much worse than snakes on a plane.

Should be in the poetry thread this.

 

[sageyefc]

Should be in the poetry thread this.

Better than the crap you post in the poetry thread. xx

 

[Donald Twain]

Better than the crap you post in the poetry thread. xx

True ! I was genuinely moved by its striking imagery and beautiful simplicity, how about you?

 

[Bungle]

True ! I was genuinely moved by its striking imagery and beautiful simplicity, how about you?

10,20,30, 40 or more,
Frank caught Betty on the kitchen floor,
kissed her once,
kissed her twice,
pulled down her knickers and mmmmm that's nice.

I got caught singing that at school when I was about 12, had to write it out for the Deputy Head.

 

[Donald Twain]

10,20,30, 40 or more,
Frank caught Betty on the kitchen floor,
kissed her once,
kissed her twice,
pulled down her knickers and mmmmm that's nice.

I got caught singing that at school when I was about 12, had to write it out for the Deputy Head.

Did the head give you the strap or place you shortless on his lap?

 

[Bungle]

Did the head give you the strap or place you shortless on his lap?

At my request he bummed me quite hard

 

[Donald Twain]

At my request he bummed me quite hard

Not sure that's poetic but still striking nevertheless!

 

[caught]

10,20,30, 40 or more,
Frank caught Betty on the kitchen floor,
kissed her once,
kissed her twice,
pulled down her knickers and mmmmm that's nice.

I got caught singing that at school when I was about 12, had to write it out for the Deputy Head.

When I was 7 I was shouted at in school for tunelessly singing this over and over:

There's an organ in my pants called Willy
And he plays and plays all day

I think I'd recently learned what the big piano-y thing was in church. Otherwise, no idea where it came from.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Is it still raining out?

Yes! Send an ark. Cold rain too, which really makes me fume.

 

[Toffeelover]

Car horns that sound like cat's farts.