minor things that make you fume


People still doing more than 3 dots ... for elypsis, gets on my fing nerves. I don't even know why, it just absolutely gets on my tits.

I'm sure this is about the 3rd or 4th time I've said this in this thread but grrrrrr
 

Walked past that YardBird on Berry Street before and people appeared to be eating their scran out of tin foil food containers. These trendy eateries popping up everywhere, leg it you tedious nobs. Eat off a plate with a knife and fork like humans.
Like when you go to one of those fancy pubs and they serve your food on a piece of slate and your chips in a little stupid tin bucket.

Pretentious bell ends.
 
Drinking beer out of a jam jar . Get me a pint glass you absolute weapon
You've just reminded me of this picture I saw the other day which infuriated me. So glad I found it so I could be angry at it again.

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You've just reminded me of this picture I saw the other day which infuriated me. So glad I found it so I could be angry at it again.

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FFS...

I don't blame the seller, I blame the buyer!
Oh I'd wait for someone to buy one, grab it off them outside, smash the jar and rip the holder to shreds in front of their stupid, stupid faces..
Actually I'd go buy a scissors because you got to bet the tool would have one of them man bags accessory yokes too.. Oh yeah, smash the the jar at his feet, snip snip to the holder, snip to the man bag strap, snip the the wires the of the big ass headphones the git is surely wearing, take a picture of the pricks face and walk away... Oh yeah
 
Like when you go to one of those fancy pubs and they serve your food on a piece of slate and your chips in a little stupid tin bucket.

Pretentious bell ends.
Yes lad, exactly this.

Put the friggin food on a plate, stop the nonsense. As my good man l4toffee said above, ale in jam jars? Koff. Food in little metal buckets? Koff. Pizzas on chopping boards? Koff.

Just stop it. Firm of wools.
 

Professor Ian Stewrat.

Speaks in that monotonous drawl & always travels all over the world to present his shows, when most of the time he could stay in a studio & do voice-overs.

And his shows are generally crap anyway. Doesn't tell me much I don't already know, or what others haven't already done before, several times over.
 
FFS...

I don't blame the seller, I blame the buyer!
Oh I'd wait for someone to buy one, grab it off them outside, smash the jar and rip the holder to shreds in front of their stupid, stupid faces..
Actually I'd go buy a scissors because you got to bet the tool would have one of them man bags accessory yokes too.. Oh yeah, smash the the jar at his feet, snip snip to the holder, snip to the man bag strap, snip the the wires the of the big ass headphones the git is surely wearing, take a picture of the pricks face and walk away... Oh yeah
You forgot to cut off his man bun.
 

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