Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
When someone talks about a striker using the phrase 'scored for fun' in the youth team/his last team. Then it turns out he scored like 11 goals in 34 games last season and a grand total of 29 in 143 appearances.
When someone talks about a striker using the phrase 'scored for fun' in the youth team/his last team. Then it turns out he scored like 11 goals in 34 games last season and a grand total of 29 in 143 appearances.

Nah, normally people talking about youth team players or players from lower divisions or jarg foreign leagues.Any particular Ivory Coast player you had in mind?![]()
Hahahahaha!The old Polish couple next door sat outside cleaning their clothes with a washboard at 7am this morning!
Seems I've been in here a fair bit this week.
When you're trying to not see the F1 results and some turd on your Facebook reveals it to you anyway.
AFTERNOON RUINED YOU LITTLE SPERM
YOU CAN'T RUIN IT EVEN MORE GOAT FFS!Lewis Hamilton.
I'm the complete opposite mate.How rubbish I am at talking to girls on Tinder. In person I'm alright. Texting someone I've never met though....... Frigging useless.