minor things that make you fume

[Ronnie lee]

Having to show the same person 10 times to tie a simple knot....

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

When you try and throw some rubbish in the bin from the other side of the room to avoid getting up, and it hits the rim and misses.

Then you begrudgingly have to get up anyway after 5 seconds of swearing under your breath at your misfortune. This is often followed by some additional cursing at the bin for being unreasonable and making you get up and put the rubbish in anyway, despite your usual dead eye throwing accuracy.

 

[cronullasharks]

When you try and throw some rubbish in the bin from the other side of the room to avoid getting up, and it hits the rim and misses.

Then you begrudgingly have to get up anyway after 5 seconds of swearing under your breath at your misfortune. This is often followed by some additional cursing at the bin for being unreasonable and making you get up and put the rubbish in anyway, despite your usual dead eye throwing accuracy.

Usually followed by more cursing as in your rage you miss the bin again from point blank range

 

[cosmo]

BBC showing Man U v Arsenal & Vill v WBA in the FA Cup, magic of the cup eh? Not a single non premier league team featured and every round for Man Utd on the Beeb

 

[Boss_Blue]

Buffering

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[Baines' left foot]

Subcontractors.

JUST DO WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO YOU USELESS C***S.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Trying, and being totally unsuccessful, in showing the wife how to fast-forward through the adverts etc when watching a 'Sky Plussed' programme.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Crap like this on Facebook. How about it saying repost if you're for child abuse. That way you can just add them all to a list and my news feed won't be clogged by pointless junk posts with cretins sharing them.

 

[evertoniandy]

When you show someone a picture on your phone and they take it off you and start swiping through the rest of your pictures. [Poor language removed].

 

[sageyefc]

When you show someone a picture on your phone and they take it off you and start swiping through the rest of your pictures. [Poor language removed].

You just dont want them to come across them d1ck pics

 

[sageyefc]

Sam smith

His little bitch of a voice is all around, Koff you depressing t@

 

[evertoniandy]

You just dont want them to come across them d1ck pics

I deleted the ones you sent me but I was asked why I had pictures of cocktail sausages.

 

[Brad McEachern]

Tim Howard.

Pains me to say that, but he does.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

High E string just snapped, SAKE.

 

[Sapie88]

High E string just snapped, SAKE.

I remember mine snapped whilst trying anal. Blood everywhere.