minor things that make you fume

[Zatara]

Girlfriend says its an upgrade on boyfriend.

Sounds more for gays I think.

Never once. I thought it was a term for homosexual couples who feel a bit awkward.

 

[Baines' left foot]

That my house is surrounded by 3 houses who all have kids under 5 years old.

They're just screaming machines FFS!

 

[Zatara]

Sonetimes only a single word is all it takes.

Its a simple catch-all term for people who have been going out for a long time, not engaged or planning to get engaged, but don't want to use the rather juvenile 'girlfriend/boyfriend' in a more formal situation. Its only a word ffs.

 

[ToffeeLee83 - toffeelee83@hotmail.co.uk]

Women in 4x4's wearing sunglasses when its cloudy. The type who consider the school run, a nail appointment and 'lunch with me girleez' as a hard days work.

 

[Maxwell]

Barbers that take appointments.

I walk into get my haircut and apart from a lad on the chair and the guy cutting his hair, im the only one there.

'Sorry mate we're fully booked today'.

 

[Moomin]

Its a simple catch-all term for people who have been going out for a long time, not engaged or planning to get engaged, but don't want to use the rather juvenile 'girlfriend/boyfriend' in a more formal situation. Its only a word ffs.

Partner is a cop thing surely, like Tango & Cash. So when Tango says " This is my partner Cash " i should think " Wow, they have been going out for a long time and they are not engaged or plan to get engaged "

 

[The Cowboy]

Partner is a cop thing surely, like Tango & Cash. So when Tango says " This is my partner Cash " i should think " Wow, they have been going out for a long time and they are not engaged or plan to get engaged "

Would you rather 'lover'? Not how anyone would want to be introduced to someone. 'This is my lover, The Cowboy'.

 

[Moomin]

Would you rather 'lover'? Not how anyone would want to be introduced to someone. 'This is my lover, The Cowboy'.

Lover is much better. I could never watch a full eposide of Cagney and Lacey again with your method, every time they said " This my partner, Cagney " I would be scuttling to the toilet for a monkey fag break.

 

[evertoniandy]

Barbers that take appointments.

I walk into get my haircut and apart from a lad on the chair and the guy cutting his hair, im the only one there.

'Sorry mate we're fully booked today'.

Why would anyone else be in there if they were the only two with appointments at those times?

 

[Maxwell]

Why would anyone else be in there if they were the only two with appointments at those times?

Balls

 

[blue4eva77]

Women who look better in a picture than in real life. What is that all about.

Last Friday a friend of mine showed me a picture of a girl he has been seeing lately. I was slightly impressed, especially for him mind. We arranged to go out to dinner Saturday night and upon meeting her, that impressive first opinion turned into....... well nothing, very average. I spent most of the dinner trying to figure out why that picture lied to me.

 

[Zatara]

Id settle for;

"This is my Master, Zatara".

Would you rather 'lover'? Not how anyone would want to be introduced to someone. 'This is my lover, The Cowboy'.

 

[Piijt]

People who say yous instead of you. I really don't get it, it's embarrassing.

Commentators that say a team is in the ascendancy.

Rucksack wearers

 

[chicoazul]

People who say yous instead of you. I really don't get it, it's embarrassing.

Ross Barkley says this loads. As does Leighton Baines.

In fact anyone not saying yous is a WOOL.

 

[Piijt]

Ross Barkley says this loads. As does Leighton Baines.

In fact anyone not saying yous is a WOOL.

It's embarrassing