minor things that make you fume

[efcarentwe]

Being sat in a and e on my day off. Utter ball ache

 

[Elong]

Jee-sus!! You lot are wound TIGHT!!!!

Most of you will have had heart attacks by 40 judging by how you all react to trivial stuff!!

Pipe down Point Break, we can't all be chilled out surfer dudes who impregnate women simply by looking at their profile pic.

 

[orly]

Your

Not the second one

 

[Deleted member 28206]

When my daughters puppy tries to run off as I'm scooping his [Poor language removed] up with a bag and I have to hold his lead between my legs like a biff

 

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RAGE

 

[Moomin]

When my daughters puppy tries to run off as I'm scooping his [Poor language removed] up with a bag and I have to hold his lead between my legs like a biff

I hate our puppy when he is in his pen and he has a poo then decides to tap dance in it.

 

[Sy-]

Mates' insincere attempts to balance financial give-and-take because you have a better job than them (petrol, parking, drinks, food etc). Occasionally they'll ask "do you want some money for..." knowing social etiquette dictates you to say "nah don't worry".

 

[ianefc]

Splinters

 

[Blue Cheese]

I couldn't find a kebab shop in Manchester that sold Shish kebab, I would rather poke pins in my eyes than eat donner meat. ended up getting one of the worst pizzas i've ever had.

On a plus note loved the Printworks Bierkeller

 

[ianefc]

The way Stuart Pearce says the word world, I couldn't even spell it the way he says it.

Werlled would be an attempt

 

[evertoniandy]

"On route".

 

[Baines' left foot]

Taking 8 shots to get out of a bunker and getting covered in sand, looking like a first class with honours tit.

Losing a ball or dropping a shot on every hole.

I hate golf.

 

[cronullasharks]

Taking 8 shots to get out of a bunker and getting covered in sand, looking like a first class with honours tit.

Losing a ball or dropping a shot on every hole.

I hate golf.

Skulling a 10 metre chip shot 40 metres over the back of the green...

 

[Baines' left foot]

Skulling a 10 metre chip shot 40 metres over the back of the green...

Haha, oh yeah that happens a lot too.

Often I just go for a really heavy hit with the putter to be on the safe side.

I'm so terrible at golf.

 

[bluebud]

Golf is so frustrating, Last summer I thought I'd have another crack at it after not playing for years, went up to the driving range, I was hooking everything badly, decided to have a lesson with the course pro, cost me £30, he put some stickers on the club and set some cameras to assess my swing etc. A few tweaks and adjustments to my stance and I was sorted, spent the next 40 minutes hitting the ball further and straighter than I ever have before, I was buzzing. Went for a round the next day with my mate, confidence high, I can tea off straight now this is gonna be fun I thought, first tea, whack, ball boomerangs into the car park, wounded! and thus my round continued, haven't played since.