minor things that make you fume


People asking how you are or how your weekend was etc just because they want a favour, they then cut you off mid sentence as they've apparently completed their part of the formality!
 

Getting a song stuck in my head (the theme from true detective) and forgetting that when it comes to computers the easiest and silliest option is often the right one.
 
Not being able to equalise my ears, holidays involving flying start and finish with pain followed by a couple of days of echoey clicky hearing, can't go under water much past a pools depth either so diving is out, always wanted to try that.
 

I've mentioned this before but there's not many things I hate more than when you're driving and you're in a queue and some tit drives up the lane next to you and tries to push in. What doesn't help is often in front of you is some old dear in a clapped out Micra that leaves a 10 car gap between her and the car in front and so the BMW and Audi driving tits push in at their will. Makes me absolutely rage. I just close the gaps right up and look over at the bell ends as they flap about because you didn't roll out the red carpet for their German saloon car.

Also, buses that drive way under the speed limit because they're ahead of schedule. They're almost impossible to overtake, too.
 

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