Minor Conspiracy Theories

[Nightman]

Petrol is expensive because they want you to buy electric cars.

When fuel is expensive, the petrol stations have a button that slightly slows the speed of the fuel flow from the pump, to subconsciously trick you into believing you're getting more.

 

[Nightman]

Social media (namely tiktok) is biological warfare that is conditioning people to have no willpower or ability to focus for more than 3 minutes with a view to destabilising economies by making people less productive.

Sorry mate, gave up reading this midway through the second line.

 

[4737carlin]

When fuel is expensive, the petrol stations have a button that slightly slows the speed of the fuel flow from the pump, to subconsciously trick you into believing you're getting more.

You mean because it takes longer too pour you think you have more petrol because you spent longer at the pump?

 

[Nightman]

You mean because it takes longer too pour you think you have more petrol because you spent longer at the pump?

Yes, or rather you don't feel like you're getting less than normal.

Actually is a real thing. Possibly.

 

[cronullasharks]

Social media (namely tiktok) is biological warfare that is conditioning people to have no willpower or ability to focus for more than 3 minutes with a view to destabilising economies by making people less productive.

I think this started with all these trashy reality shows that have infested TV. Tiktok is the icing on the cake.

 

[summerisle]

 

[DualityNSNO]

No, he got sued and cost them about a billion like a week ago; (ex) colleagues are also suing or whistleblowing because he's a bellend and he is/was at the forefront of defending a known criminal and spreading misinformation.

I'd say the person who wrote the tweet must be really reaching, but he loves Musk more than he loves his mum I think so it all makes sense in a way.

 

[Taifi gorm]

Social media (namely tiktok) is biological warfare that is conditioning people to have no willpower or ability to focus for more than 3 minutes with a view to destabilising economies by making people less productive.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Fluoride is not put into tap water to help the teeth of children, rather it is a long term sedative used to keep the proletariat in check, hence why your designer bottled waters are bought and consumed by the ruling elites. They are all out to get you! If teeth are so important, how come there's no dentists.

Open your third eye and see the facts.

 

[Kurt.]

IKEA has instructions so basic kids over 10 understand them.

IKEA…. The clue is in the name

It
Keeps
Everyone
Angry

 

[Swartzy]

IKEA has instructions so basic kids over 10 understand them.

To be honest, any time I've visited an IKEA store I get the feel that's about the age group that has made the products, It's like a school project.

How It has become such a massive global store is beyond me...

 

[Tommy.]

To be honest, any time I've visited an IKEA store I get the feel that's about the age group that has made the products, It's like a school project.

How It has become such a massive global store is beyond me...

Fancy showing us your accomplishments, mate?

 

[Swartzy]

Fancy showing us your accomplishments, mate?

Sorry you lost me there m8, has my opinion of IKEA hit a nerve or something.

 

[Royal]

They made the new star wars films bad on purpose so that star wars could actually be for children again like it was meant to be

 

[DualityNSNO]

To be honest, any time I've visited an IKEA store I get the feel that's about the age group that has made the products, It's like a school project.

How It has become such a massive global store is beyond me...

Easy enough to build wood furniture you can take home with you instantly and assemble in a day. Decent enough quality too - people slag them off but honestly even their own competitors show how difficult it is. JYSK are trash, for example, and we have local ones here that are even worse lol

We've recently ordered a bunch of things for our flat, full kitchen included, and making anything takes anywhere between a month (if they've done it) to 4 (if they need to customise a lot of stuff).